Yes. I'm challenging you.
2007-02-15 09:54:47 · 33 answers · asked by xandrasings 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Well, I can.
If you love both singing and math, study Kepler.
Yeah, the guy who figured out that the solar system itself is organized harmonically.
He was the founder of modern-day astronomy. Great guy!
2007-02-15 09:59:38 · answer #1 · answered by Joya 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS
A panda walks into a restaurant. He sits down and orders some food. The waiter brings the panda his meal. After he eats, when the waiter brings him the check, the panda takes out a gun and shoots him.
As the panda is leaving, the owner of the restaurant asks him, "Why did you shoot my waiter?" The panda replies, "I'm a panda. Look it up in the dictionary," and walks out.
The owner, now very confused, looks panda up in his dictionary. "Panda: A marsupial that lives in the mountains of China, eats shoots and leaves."
2007-02-15 10:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by johnc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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Several interventions are in process as we speak.
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2007-02-15 10:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If John Edwards wins then at least conservatives can come back in 4 or 8 years, if anyone else wins then it's over and the US is going down the....
2007-02-15 10:01:29 · answer #4 · answered by Gustav 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's all to do with green hedgehogs suspended in time and space, individual yet exactly alike, keeping the "brane" structure of the universe intact and free of contact with other branes by puncturing the alternate universes.
2007-02-15 09:59:55 · answer #5 · answered by Reinvention 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can challenge us all you want but without a actual question we are unable to give you to much of a challenge.
2007-02-15 09:59:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Challenging us on what? What is the Question? You know 1+1=1
The Ripcord has spoken!
2007-02-15 10:00:17 · answer #7 · answered by Auburn 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2007-02-16 11:21:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In order to give you and interesting answer you have to ask a very interesting question. Remember, we are here to answer questions not to read minds. We are not Dionne Warwick.
2007-02-15 09:59:38 · answer #9 · answered by MayanPrincess@sbcgglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no i don't live with my mother and i don't like to hurt animals. and no i don't think there's anything wrong with kissing a picture of your mommy goodnite. she gave birth too you for crying out loud. whats that? womens clothes in my closet and i'm single? what, what... you don't like to experiment every once in a while. excuse me for living, god! oh. and by the way... yes i do sleep with my bunny slippers on, whats it to ya? a guys gotta keep his feet warm, doesn't he?
2007-02-15 10:11:18 · answer #10 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋