Do you have any female friends that the guys don't know that you can have come in and play "dumb" to the mechanics? You know, have them come in and describe the chingy noise in the front of the big boxy thing by the passenger side and the squeally whining clicky noise underneath...etc. and have another come in with a bitchy attitude (all this for show of course to get the guys on a rampage!)!. Have another come in with a ton of nasty perfume on and flirt with a mechanic and accidently spray him with some of the perfume. Or have a guy smelling of girly perfume come in and flirt with them!!
Also, sometime after hours when they are gone, or out, spraypaint their tools girly colors.
Send them flowers from "secret admirers" (gay ones!) Have fun doing something!!!!
2007-02-16 17:48:02
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answered by onecharliecat 4
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Ok a few things that I can think of is to super glue (or use liquid nails) and super glue their tools to a table or floor, toolbox etc. You will have to do this when they are not going to be around for a while, and liquid nails would be good to do on a friday evening to let fully set over the weekend. It works well, although I usually only super glue objects on peoples desks not their tools.
Another thing that I have done is get to work early, and go to the coffee pot, and make coffee for everyone. The thing that you do is take and cut a habenero pepper in half, and put it in the coffee filter with the coffee and let it brew. The coffee is so spicy, and it usually doesn't hit them until they have taken a few sips, but the look on their fce is priceless.
You also have a lot of tools at your disposal, it could be cool to put their car up on blocks, take off their tires, hide their lugnuts, and make the people do odd tasks for you in order to get their lugnuts back. Just be careful about haveing the person get you food or drinks because they are likely to do something to it.
Lastly, and this is my favorite that I have done, and it takes a little bit of money, take a picture of the persons car with you in front of it smiling. Then set up an add in auto trader with their cell phone number, put leave a message, and put something to the extent of going through a divorce must sell, and put the car for way under market value. Then when the auto trader comes out put a few copies of it in the shop. I love this one.
Enjoy!
2007-02-15 10:18:12
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answered by Mike 2
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Some stones inside the hubcaps.
For anyone you really dont like a fish placed neatly between the wire supports under the seat of their car,
Gladwrap over the toilet with the seat up.
Remove toilet rolls from loo and place a few sheets of sandpaper in there.
2007-02-15 14:01:32
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answered by Shelty K 5
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Grease on their pop cans/ coffee mugs
Write up a repair order (fake of course) to change the muffler bearings, the kanooter valve and other ficticious parts.
If you have access to the intercom- well- have fun!
2007-02-15 09:56:32
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answered by rottymom02 5
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tell them to close their eyes and look up... then unzip their pants and get them with the grease gun!
2007-02-15 09:55:02
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answered by Anonymous
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