Computerized telephone answering machine?

Question

As a joke, I would like for my computer to answer my telephone calls. More specifically, I want one of those annoying voice menus; "if you you are............., press 1,etc." Any suggestions?

Answer 1

http://www.internetsoftsolution.com/

http://www.kengolf.com/en/

http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Utilities/Misc__Utilities/PC_2_Answering_Machine___Professional_Edition.html

I actually designed a couple of those ACD (automatic call director) systems for some smaller companies... I tried to make them as unannoying as possible :-)