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"Having a great time. Wish you were her." Now she won't answer the phone.

2007-02-15 08:39:51 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

31 answers

Gyorzxk, tsk, tsk, tsk....too bad letters didn't have built in spellcheckers. Maybe it was a Freudian slip? If she saw that you would be in REAL trouble. I could just visualize it now...
"Whose slip is THAT?" Mrs. G enquires with her eyebrows raised.
"Why my love, it is mine," answers Gyorzxk without too much thought aforehand.
"Oh?" She replies with incredulity, "then you wouldn't mind 'slipping' it on, would you?"
Gyorzxk, by now has grown quite red in the face, "Not at all, my dear," his Adam's apple bobs up and down as he gulps. He disrobes and tries in earnest to tug the shimmery undergarment up over his hips. He discovers that the texture is much to his liking and thinks to himself, 'hey, I could get used to this.'
Hmm, this could come to no good end. Best you apologize to the woman in person. Get down on your hands and knees if you must, I can't bear the thought of you wearing a Freudian slip.

2007-02-15 13:40:26 · answer #1 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0 0

Men.....sheesh. Won't your kind ever learn how important the little things are? I'm not speaking to my boyfriend either after his recent faux pas. He left a message on my answering machine:

Sweetie Pie, I've found the perfect writing desk for your bedroom. Listen to the description: Looking for the perfect desk for that special someone? We have an exquisite walnut-finish antique desk suitable for a lady with thick legs and large drawers.

2007-02-16 15:42:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 1 0

Well, that doesn't sound too good already with her....it would be stupid and immature of her to ruin the relationship over...what does she want you to do for you to have a lousy time at least you said you wished she was there with you ?????????? I guess everyone is different.

2007-02-15 16:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by ********* 3 · 0 1

Thats hilarious. Yea that could ruin it if you dont get a chance to explain. Good luck.

2007-02-15 16:43:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol, That's too funny. Just call her and tell her that you forgot the E. I'm sure it won't ruin the relationship.

2007-02-15 16:56:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh Dear, You've slipped up big tme. If she won't answer the phone, Write to her or e-mail her and apologise or go to her house to apologise.

2007-02-15 16:43:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's funny.

If it's true...don't call her any more...imagine a lifetime of that sort of pointless dribble. She just likes to be angry...that is no kind of woman to be around.

Dump that B I T C H

But don't you DARE apologize...any idiot could see it was an honest mistake.

2007-02-15 16:44:02 · answer #7 · answered by Captain Jack 6 · 0 0

Well thank God you only omitted one letter. Can't even begin to imagine what would've happended had you left out two and said "Wish you were HE" :-)

2007-02-15 17:18:08 · answer #8 · answered by Banshee 7 · 0 0

Ouch.

But seriously, she should just get over it. I'm a jealous person too, but even I wouldn't get so upset over a typo.

Good Luck!

2007-02-15 16:43:20 · answer #9 · answered by Her Majesty 3 · 0 0

Simply say your dumbass didnt know how to spell the damn word so you took an unlucky guess...jk.....tell her you were in a rush but then she would say "What you have no time for me..." Wow.......thats the most interseting question on here......

2007-02-15 16:43:29 · answer #10 · answered by Beachey Boy 2 · 0 0

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