what would be a cool prank...?

Question

to play on these ruddy annoying telemarketers that keep on phoning?

Answer 1

Tell them not to move because there is a bomb under the chair and if they go to look you will denote it.

Pretend having phone sex with the person on the phone.

Yell at them for stealing your gf/bf.

Try to sell the same thing they are selling.

Try to convince them that you are related.

Talk in a Indian accent and say "Damn it Mahamud not the blue wire..." and hang up.

Act like doctor and give them the bad news that they have cancer.

Tell them that your in the next room wearing some hot rubber underwear and you want to get their opinon.

Answer 2

Okay,this is easy!Okay,Use a deep voice and say:
Hello.This is the National Spy Disterict.Please input your 10 diget code now(pause for like 30 seconds)I'm Sorry. That's Incorrect. We will Moniter you 4 the next 5 years.Please have a good day... because this is the last one you will have in a very long time...

Answer 3

i've got a cool crank..............it's on my Model T Ford,?.......... a bit rusty, but serviceable. Whooaa Nellie, misread that one. When I get such a call I saw wait a minute I'll get my wife to talk to you, she's been interested in this......then 5 minutes later I pick up the phone and if person is still there I say, "You know what, I just remembered, I'm not married," and I hang up.

Answer 4

ask "Hey, hon. Can you sell me your heart?" Then make it sound like someone is yanking the phone away and, disguising your voice as a boy, yell stuff into the phone like "stay away from my sister, or I'm get you!" Or you could talk to them for a while and then gasp like someone stabbed you and changing your voice, shout " We did it! She's dead!" That would probably give them a heart attack!

Answer 5

I just try to keep them on the phone a really long time. Start talking about relationships!

Answer 6

say you're hard of hearing, ask them to say what they've just said again, but slower and louder, and then again, and again, until they are shouting very slowly at the other end. Their boss will do the angry bit for you. Or whatever they try to sell you start crying at...saying it reminds you of your late, husband, wife, dog, friend, cat, goldfish. Howl with dispair and make them feel awful for reminding you of such a thing.

Answer 7

oh, there are millions. but one thing you can do is pretend to be a kid on the phone and then suddenly make some whacking noises and scream out "stop hitting me momma!"

my brother did this once and it was pretty cool.

Answer 8

I always play them right to the end, so keep em going like you're falling for the sale hook line and sinker, then say you're not interested.

Answer 9

I like to pretend that my favorite grandmother called me, and it just so happens that its my birthday today, and that i knew she would call me on my birthday!

and then i just start rambling on about how much fun she must be having living in California, and how many movie stars live near her! which usually leads me to talk about any scandolous stars in the headlines.

usually, they either say, i am not your grandma, but i choose to ignore that, and ask how the weather is, and any other thing i can ramble on about!

Answer 10

Let them go through all their rubbish talk to you then say, 'sorry could you repeat that', keep doing it till they put the phone down on you, they won't ring again that's for sure, works for me.