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2007-02-15 07:53:44 · 9 answers · asked by Blake 1 in Sports Other - Sports

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Hank Williams-Boston Red Sox

2007-02-15 08:00:16 · answer #1 · answered by Bob S A 2 · 0 0

Ghost Poo:
You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the
toilet. Where is it?

Teflon Poo:
So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the
toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.

Goo Poo:
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you
still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your
underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the
toilet.

Second Thoughts Poo:
You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...
there's more to come.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo:
This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out
until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.

Weight Watchers Poo:
You poo so much you lose several pounds.

Right Now Poo:
You'd better be within thirty seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber to
get there and it usually gets its head out before you can get your
pants down.

King Kong Poo:
This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless you
break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger usually works well.
This kind of poo usually happens when you're at someone else's house.

Cork Poo:
Also known as "floaters." Even after the third flush it's still there,
floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it?

Wet Cheeks Poo:
This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the
launching of the QE2, soaking your starfish.

Wish Poo:
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poo.

Cement Block Poo:
You wish you'd got a spinal block before you pooed.

Snake Poo:
This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least
three feet long.

Morning After Poo:
Happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't
smell that bad, but THIS one... Usually you're at someone else's house
(normally a girl you're trying to impress) and they're waiting outside
to use the bathroom.

Mexican Food Poo:
Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bum
stops burning.

Boo Hoo Poo:
Makes you cry with pain and wonder whether your should risk the
stitches or go for the fuller figure.

2007-02-15 16:00:29 · answer #2 · answered by poo hat 3 · 0 1

Mickey Mantle,Babe Ruth,Pete Rose,Paul Molitor,Hank Aaron

2007-02-15 16:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by Shortydeb 3 · 0 0

George Herman 'Babe' Ruth
Ty Cobb
Barry Bonds
David Ortiz
Derek Jeter
Alex Rodriguez
Ivan Rodriguez
Johan Santana

2007-02-15 16:00:30 · answer #4 · answered by sjr239 2 · 1 0

Reggie Jackson

2007-02-15 16:01:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pete Rose

2007-02-15 16:01:08 · answer #6 · answered by Joolsplus3 2 · 0 1

babe ruth,lou gerrig,pete rose,hank arron,there are so many it is hard to name them all

2007-02-18 19:51:02 · answer #7 · answered by maureen b 3 · 0 0

your mom

2007-02-15 18:10:30 · answer #8 · answered by vtmaniac21 2 · 0 0

'Babe' Ruth.

2007-02-15 16:01:23 · answer #9 · answered by acesfourpal 4 · 0 0

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