can u do it??

Question

make me roll-on-the-floor-laughing-til-i-cry?? (i only got the idea for this when i won this bet-i had to chew 8 pieces of bubbleyum at once for 30 mins..and my friends kept telling jokes that made me almost spit it out-and laughing is NOT easy with that much gum in ur mouth! neway...try ur best-funniest person gets however many points it is that u get for winning...)

Answer 1

I don't know if I'm quite that entertaining, but I'd be happy to try

Answer 2

Ok, I've been hanging onto this one for a while. If it doesn't make you pee your pants, then I've told it wrong. Because I can't even THINK about it in public or I start to giggle. It's a true story.

In my workplace, a very tall woman became casual friends with a shorter woman. They got into a ritual of greeting each other with "Hellooooo my little friend!" and "Hellooooo my big friend!" The "hello" was drawn out much like the talking belly on Seinfeld.

Well, one day Short Woman happened to notice what shoes Tall Woman was wearing. Short Woman later went to the bathroom and was sitting in one of the stalls when someone else came in. This person entered a stall right next to SW. SW glanced down and noticed what she believed to be TW's shoes.

As per their ritual, SW said "Hellooooo my big friend!" (Ok, my giggles are starting). Remember, think Seinfeld talking belly voice.

SW was greeted with silence. Mortified, she said no more, as she realized that the person in the next stall WASN'T TW after all.

I swear, this story gets me every time. I just picture myself being in the bathroom and hearing someone in the next stall greeting their poo and calling it their friend!