I recently heard a story of a teenage girl who's mother told her she would get pregent if she kissed someone while wearing a bathing suit. what her mother failed to tell her was that you could get pregent from sex so she sleeps with her boyfriend unprotected thinking shes completely safe.She gets pregent and guess what she wasn't wearing a bathing suit she wasn't wearing anything at all
I'm looking for stories like this
2007-02-15 03:19:39 · 4 answers · asked by Tom Fry 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
LMFAO! When I was in college, I knew a guy who seemed to fancy himself a genius. No one agreed with him, of course, but it was fun to see him make an a** of himself. One instance really stands out in my mind, though. He had a pet python named Ambrosia. As most of us know, pythons are natural hunters and don't need anyone's help catching their prey. However, this guy thought that he would "help" Ambrosia out by giving muscle relaxers to the rat he was going to feed her. Unfortunately, though, not only did the muscle relaxers kill the rat, but they also killed Ambrosia! Don't get me wrong. I actually feel pretty bad for both the snake and the rat, but I still think the story is funny, because it proves what a dumbass this guy really is!
2007-02-15 03:26:20 · answer #1 · answered by tangerine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL thats a funny story, I don't have any like that.
2007-02-15 03:23:51 · answer #2 · answered by ~J*me~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever hear the one about WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN IRAQ ????
2007-02-15 03:23:22 · answer #3 · answered by shitstainz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
darwinawards.com
2007-02-15 03:24:23 · answer #4 · answered by colera667 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋