2007-02-15 02:56:49 · 15 answers · asked by Badgerwhaking 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Primary & Secondary Education
I remember the first egg i sucked, it was amazing! a lesson i will never forget!
2007-02-15 03:00:20 · answer #1 · answered by Henry.yoyoyo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Um, what? That's a weird question, but my answer would be to step them through it:
1. Poke a hole in the egg. Using your finger is ok, but you could use a hammer and nail for those of you with cleanliness problems
2. Place mouth over hole in egg. This is an essential part, as it allows for passing of the contents of the egg into the throat.
3. Now tip the egg up (note to drunkards: if you see green your looking down, make sure a blue tint it visible and it means your looking up).
4. Go back to step 1, and make another hole for air to release from
5. NOW tip it up, and suck in that skinny little small abb belly your trying to improve!
6. Congratulations!! You just successfully drank a baby chicken!
2007-02-15 11:04:58 · answer #2 · answered by Dreaming Wolf 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Indeed "teach your grandmother to suck eggs" is perhaps the most ludicrous statement ever made. Unless of course one is a biologist working in laboratory for assisted conception, using a pipette to extract a fertilised ovum from a test-tube in order that it may be placed inside a woman with fertility problems. In which case trying to teach your grandmother to suck the said eggs would actually be quite difficult, given her deteriorating eyesight and unsteady hand?
2007-02-15 11:15:57 · answer #3 · answered by Shona L 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would you want to teach someone to suck eggs?
2007-02-15 11:00:19 · answer #4 · answered by oscaria 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to teach someone to suck eggs mean to teach them something they already know...so maybe im teaching you to suck eggs now
2007-02-18 16:54:54 · answer #5 · answered by rockinrobin437 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to go to egg-sucking college, but there may be private instruction available. Check out your local yellow pages.
2007-02-15 11:06:50 · answer #6 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bring in an old egg suckin' dog to teach them.
2007-02-15 11:05:03 · answer #7 · answered by missingora 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
stick an egg in their mouth and say suck it.
2007-02-15 12:27:49 · answer #8 · answered by EMILYY SUP! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are collecting, it is better to blow them. Make a small hole at the sharp end and a larger on at the other. Then blow through the smaller hole. The smaller the holes, the harder you have to blow but the more intact the egg, the better it is in your collection
2007-02-15 11:03:46 · answer #9 · answered by kinvadave 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
shove an egg in their mouth
2007-02-15 11:02:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋