2007-02-15 02:55:30 · 18 answers · asked by JarJar Odd 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
People don't always tell you what they are thinking. They just see to it that you don't advance in life.
On a similar note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife.
2007-02-15 03:36:24 · answer #1 · answered by Doo.ri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
42
2007-02-16 23:38:07 · answer #2 · answered by Lucifer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't have something cool to say and you are
living,
able to see,
to feel,
to have a house, food, family, friends, difficulties,
you can read,
you can hear,
you can walk without help,
you can speak freely,
you´ve enjoyed your childhood and youth,
you have gone to school without worrying by bombs or any other gun,
you are able to connect to the web from home,
and do all you do
You may have to look for something to love, to be able to say something COOL.
2007-02-15 12:03:50 · answer #3 · answered by Metzikat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twe plen pes an a inging in an aw! My favourite eastern Scottish saying! Anyone guess what it is?
2007-02-15 11:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by Kazzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just got home from flying from st. johns newfoundland, through toronto, and finally landing in atlanta...Only to have to drive 6 hours south east to the Gulf.....I'm tired and frustrated....But dammit, the beach down here is beautiful....
2007-02-15 11:17:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man said to the universe,
"Sir, I exist!"
"however," the universe replied
"this does not create in me a sense of obligation"
-Crane
think about THAT
2007-02-15 11:10:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ice
2007-02-15 11:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by G's Random Thoughts 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Crushed ice.
2007-02-15 23:46:27 · answer #8 · answered by concernedjean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes:
I'm not awake yet
Brain is still shut down
Please don't expect any miracles this morning
And if you have an appointment to see me, please contact my receptionist; I'll be out cold all day.
2007-02-15 11:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Expectation is just premeditated disappointment
2007-02-15 11:53:58 · answer #10 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋