well i woke up at 5 cause i couldnt sleep. i have stubbed my toe about 5 times (the same toe). and then some chick came to my door and told me im being summoned. i have to go to court 4 hours away during the time im supposed to be in vegas so she can cry to the jugde about the 2 scratches (literally) i put on her lexus. then see if she can garnish my wages for $15,000 for it. (literally) well good luck cause i dont work!
2007-02-15 02:13:28 · 45 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You could step in dog crap
2007-02-15 02:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why the heck would anyone buy a Lexus anyway? Foreign piece of crap. Good luck. Doesn't sound good for you. Seems like you should have gotten more notice than four hours, too. Sounds like you are being railroaded! Maybe you should get a lawyer! Turn on the stereo and find Daniel Powter's "Bad Day" and then try to move on. Maybe if you get to go to Vegas you will win bunches and none of it will be an issue. Expect the poor toe.
2007-02-15 02:19:49 · answer #2 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your situation sucks because you made bad choices. You my freind are self sabotaging.
Let me ask you something: When you stubbed your toe five times, did you not know where your toe was?Of course you did. Did you not watch where you were walking? Of course you were watching. So why did you do it? Because you are self sabotaging.
When you scratched this ladies car, did you not see the car? Of course you did. Did you not know that if you damaged a Lexus, the owner might be upset enough that she would make you pay for it? Of course you knew. Again, self sabotage.
You don't have a job, but you have a place to sleep. So what happened? Did you get fired from your last job? Did you quit without first finding another job? Again, self sabotage.
You have to figure out why you are subconciously doing these things to yourself. Do you not feel worthy of a good life for some reason? Why not? Then you have to acknowledge that you can prevent these types of things from happening. Once you do this, you will see your life begin to improve.
2007-02-15 02:30:37 · answer #3 · answered by J 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Let's see....how to make it worse...thinking...
Ok, you dont have any clean underwear, you stick a fingernail in your last pair of pantyhose, you can't find the shoes you wanted to wear with that outfit, your hair wont flip right and...you drop your mascara wand on your blouse.
And the dog/cat pukes on the shoes you DO end up wearing. And then you have a flat tire.
2007-02-15 02:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I always envision the cartoon with the wolf caught in a trap. He thinks it can't get any worse until the moutain lion mounts him from behind.;-)=
2007-02-15 02:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by Jcontrols 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That does seem excessive. You could eat a can of cat food and then nothing worse will happen to you today.
2007-02-15 02:19:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awwww.... you poor thing, first and foremost...
buy you some steel-toed slippers!
And look at the bright side..at least it's not Valentines Day!!
Good luck Hun!
2007-02-15 02:19:11 · answer #7 · answered by MRS. EVIL GENIUS 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
some of that blue ice could hit you on the head on your way there.
have you ever heard of that? it's the bathroom waste from an airplane, ejected midair, that freezes and falls to the earth.
then the sh!t really would have done you in.
hope it gets better!
2007-02-15 02:18:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
you could get hit by a car and be mangled and disfigured-and still live to pay the $15,000 on top of all your hospital and psychiatiric bills. thats how your day could be worse.
2007-02-15 02:19:37 · answer #9 · answered by Motherload 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
What if when you went home tonight you were abducted by aliens and they did that whole anal probe thing to you and discovered you had cancer of the anus?
2007-02-15 06:38:24 · answer #10 · answered by Scary Monster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your house could still catch fire
you could open your cabinets to discover a rat infestation
your pipes could burst
you could get appendicitis
you could break a bone
or you could go back to bed.
2007-02-15 02:22:13 · answer #11 · answered by Sublette 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋