2007-02-15 01:29:01 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Would we all fit on a short bus?? I refuse to share a bench seat with Jimbo.
2007-02-15 01:32:42 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer F 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Obviously, you need to raise some money. Clearly, the way to do that is to pack them into the church, SRO. In order to do that, you need something that no other church offers. Unfortunately, the good old days of threats of hellfire are long gone and many a couch potato will risk eternal damnation not to miss a '9ers game. As a way to get the sheep back into the fold, here's an idea. Have Brother Fess Fawk hitchhike south of the border. Religion is still an easy sell in some provinces of Michoacan, the Dominican Republic, and if he makes it that far, Bogota. Search out a cartel member seeking salvation, and let's face it, what Peruvian marching powder merchant couldn't use a little help from above? Bro Fawk can bring the merchant around to "see the light" and sell him an Indulgence. Now, it used to be Indulgences were pretty cheap, but in today's economy, they are kind of on the pricey side. Bro "Fess Up" Fawk can give the dealer the "what is the point of gaining the world but losing your soul" speech. Said dealer, if Brother Fawk is worth his frock, will trade a 50 lb sack of nose candy for one Indulgence. The Indulgence should be signed by the head clergy of your church. I find a picture of a burning bush on the letterhead often helps with the veracity of such heavenly parchment. Brother Fawk can then tuck the sack of snow under his ample friar's frock and make his way back to God's country. Now for the fun part. Instead of the wafers and wine routine, you do the straws and line routine. A new banner over the church's doors should read "Toot and tell or go to hell." Lay out thin lines all along the altar vestibule and have the the church members come up one by one, purchase a blessed straw ($20.00+tithe) and parttake. After everyone is nice and stimulated, they will feel like doing some holy rolling, singing and writhing and well ... you've seen the frenzy at any decent Marjo revival tent meeting. Word will get around and by next Sunday, you might consider charging admission at the door, and alas, may even have to turn a few parishoners away. So, that's one idea. I've got a lot of them, if this one doesn't work out.
2016-05-24 03:07:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK but I want the very back,I like to be by the exit in case one of us goes completely insane,or if jimbo starts throwing things at people heads
2007-02-15 01:42:40 · answer #3 · answered by Wish 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Save your money for the party essentials. Ya'll can ride my bus.
2007-02-15 01:37:35 · answer #4 · answered by HazelEyes 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, I prefer the long bus myself.
2007-02-15 01:31:35 · answer #5 · answered by Alexandriagal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...are you crazy, or just not right in the head...?
(Oh, whoops. Was that politically incorrect?)
Yessiree...short bus it is. Scoot over.
2007-02-15 15:10:46 · answer #6 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
we already have buses running every 5 mins
just hold on the next one will be on the way
2007-02-15 01:32:13 · answer #7 · answered by elite_women_rule_the_rock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, let's get an ocean liner cause the're much more fun,
2007-02-15 07:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL in that case we may need 2 short buses' ((:
2007-02-15 01:36:16 · answer #9 · answered by BubbleGumBoobs! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if i can sit with "Your the Dream Unicorn" or "Its a boy AKA Joey"
2007-02-15 01:34:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋