Should I give them up for adoption?
2007-02-15 01:21:57 · 26 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes and get yourself checked for sofa STDs.
2007-02-15 01:24:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Have them all up for adoption at the DFS furniture sale....there's one every week. In future be a bit more considerate wear your wellies and keep away from Sherry Trifle cos you might end up with a trifle more drunken jelly babies than you can imagine
2007-02-15 10:15:11 · answer #2 · answered by reggie 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sell them...there is a huge market for sofa babies, especially white, healthy ones. You can make a killing. And praise god you did not abort them...you chose life.
2007-02-15 09:26:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Just wait until they grow up enough to be toddler sized, then sell them to your nearest posh baby store. They'll fetch thousands, and be very well cared for.
2007-02-15 09:25:42 · answer #4 · answered by Simply_Renee 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That'll teach you to practice SAFE sex, not sofa sex!!!
2007-02-15 09:28:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hey i think thats hot no dont give em up 4 adoption here ill take em for free
2007-02-15 09:33:10 · answer #6 · answered by surfer girl 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why give them away when you can now go into business for yourself and make a lot of money: Open a furniture store.
2007-02-15 09:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by clicksqueek 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Get a life man!
Sofas arent for sex!
2007-02-15 10:42:04 · answer #8 · answered by --Lost in this world-- 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
DFS will take them for you and adopt them out to very nice families, hopefully one that don't have big bums!!!
2007-02-15 09:43:05 · answer #9 · answered by shally schumacher 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why don't you bone the ottoman and furnish the neighborhood.
2007-02-15 09:25:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋