Show us what you've got without getting a violation.
2007-02-15 01:21:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
You have more black heads than brain cells.
2007-02-15 08:53:47 · answer #1 · answered by dlg3579 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The word YOU is only to be used as a compliment. Anything else is rude. So I would never insult anyone.
So your only option is to set a good example.
The best insult you can give a person is:
"I love you"
forgive our enemies, for nothing annoys them so much.
The fact that someone wanted to fight with you and you give them your love, as you would a 2 year old retarded kid who was spitting and fighting and trying to rip your face off... as if they dont know any better than to be wanting an insult from you or a fight...
that is the worst insult, NOT to insult.
sounds crazy i know, but it works....
Someone says to you...
"Hey you SUCK and I HATE you... you're ugly and you SMELL like a donkey's bootie!!!"
and you say:
"I really like your shoes... wow your teeth are so pretty and white, do you bleach them?"
It disarms most bullies to be complimented.
2007-02-15 01:33:11 · answer #2 · answered by Jillary von Hämsterviel™ 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Are you ready? Then I'll begin...
1. Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bulls*** on your lips.
2. Why don't you slip in to something more comfortable...Like a coma
3. Don't believe everything you think
4. Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need
5. Ssshhh, That's the sound of no-one caring what you think
6. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
7. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce
8. If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth
9. You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement immediately.
10. Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be allowed out on it's own
11. I hear you changed your mind at last. What did you do with the diaper?
That should keep you ticking over
2007-02-15 01:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
1. You're as useless as a milk bucket under a bull.
2. You're as full of **** as a blocked toilet in a Mexican bus station.
3. A good way of describing you would be a 'scrotum' - something between a prick and an arsehole.
4. Were you born stupid, or did you have to practise ?
5. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race ?
6. How can you love nature when it did that to you ?
7. Do you need a licence to be that ugly ?
8. Do they ever stop talking on your planet ?
9. There's a bus leaving in 10 minutes; make sure you're under it
10. It's a pity your mother had never heard of birth control. (I've actually used that last one.)
2007-02-15 14:56:22 · answer #4 · answered by deedsallan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a face like a bulldog licking pisss off a nettle
2007-02-15 01:23:45 · answer #5 · answered by Alfred E. Newman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bloody southerner!!
2007-02-15 01:26:29 · answer #6 · answered by Smarty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'll try being nicer, if u try being smarter"
"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."
2007-02-15 01:25:02 · answer #7 · answered by xapao 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With a face like yours.. i'd walk on my hands and teach my bum to speak!!
2007-02-15 01:34:52 · answer #8 · answered by De-de 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dipsticked, chicken-raping, armpit-slurping, sh it-sucking, zit-popping, c unt-brained dingbat!
2007-02-15 01:26:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
me and my friends just try calling people names in different languages. Its the best 'cause the people just go "huh?"
2007-02-15 01:25:46 · answer #10 · answered by c101_1024 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋