What is one thing about yourself that nobody else knows?

Question

This was asked already today. Mostly the answers were boring and not interesting. Lets have some juicy stuff this time round. Surely there must be shop lifters, benefit cheats, liars etc on here right now. Oh yeah I have a credit card (still within limit) and an huge overdraft my husband doesn't know about.

Answer 1

smelling my farts.

Answer 2

When working at an undertakers in Southern France I fitted a 'Magaret Thatcher' mask over the face of a female corpse before securing the Coffin Lid prior to burial.

Answer 3

the answers were boring and not interesting because nobody else knows juicy stuff for a reason. We don't want to tell, specially on an international posting site! what do you expect!

p.s. i shoplifted an eraser when i was 10

Answer 4

If I told you something about myself that nobody knows, your and anybody else reading this answer would no it.

Also, the things about myself that nobody knows are mostly things that I do not want other people to know. I suspect if there was something particularly juicy and interesting in this category I would be particularly interested in concealing it!

Oh, nobody knew that I was going to move on and answer another question....

Answer 5

I took a pair of jeans home from a clothing store I worked at once. I meant to pay the money in for them, but never did. They were quite expensive and I was the manager at the time.

Answer 6

I have a third nipple, slightly smaller and less prominent than the main two. It is located slightly further down the left side of my torso than the main ones.

Answer 7

Urge for some pretty girls I see around but lack the courage to do so because I do not want to cheat on my spouse.

Answer 8

I put a drawing pin in my parent's bed when I was 10 because I was mad at them for a reason I can't remember . My dad got blamed for it.

Answer 9

I am one of your co-workers and I have regular sexual fantasies about you.

Just kidding, I have no idea who you are. But nobody else knows that I regularly worry that I have a serious (but non-specific) illness.

Answer 10

Hi there Sue,

Do you really really want to know?

"There something nasty in the wood shed"

And you'll have to go and look for yourself, it's too terrible to tell...

Or, I could just be kidding to get attention!

Answer 11

I am actually the father if Anna Nicole's child. Okay, now the world knows.