Either actual or self created, what's your opinion?
I realize there was a contest for this in New Zealand a while back, but what are your personal faves?
2007-02-15 01:06:14 · 18 answers · asked by Whatever 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
Personally, I had to mention this one:
Ellen grimaced with a hint of a smile as she raised her voluptious buttocks, and wiped the gooey mess from it, silently reminding herself to scold her newly adopted son JiSung, who had not yet become accustomed to her customs of putting the seat down or flushing after he had finished.
2007-02-15 12:37:59 · update #1
Commonly thought of the worst opening in literary history: "It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.”
2007-02-15 01:49:07 · answer #1 · answered by Enchanted 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure that all my answers could, perhaps, pass as some of the most awful prose ever concocted in the name of giving an answer to the questioners at this here site, so awful, that they feel like "popping a cap in my azz", like one of those gangsters in those awful films with people wot can barely act. My entry, from me, age 38.
2016-05-24 03:03:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The end Is the worst opening sentance for a novel
2007-02-15 01:09:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Opening: "His pulsating love stick, fiery red with burning desire, neared her naked flower and as he plunged, the world exploded into ecstacy."
Ending: "...and then I woke up."
I believe the contest you are referring to is an annual contest and would love to find the website where this might be found.
2007-02-15 14:32:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The end.
2007-02-15 01:14:42 · answer #5 · answered by Ronnie now 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This book will self-destruct in 2 seconds...
2007-02-15 01:25:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about, Once upon a time.
2007-02-15 01:14:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to tell you about...
This story is about...
Today was a bad day..
Hey, I'm ______...
I don't think those are really BAD they just need some work!
=D
Hope I helped!
I don't think I did. =(
2007-02-15 09:31:48 · answer #8 · answered by LadyDragonRider 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"This could have been a really interesting story if it had been well told."
2007-02-15 01:50:22 · answer #9 · answered by jcboyle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"So there i was, just me, my dog, and a Swiss Army Knife, and all Hell was about to break loose."
2007-02-15 01:15:41 · answer #10 · answered by krodgibami 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋