Yeah, I know it's a day late, but I don't figure he can read a calander anyway. But Ole Ernie just been all kinds of sad. He's lower than a snake in a wagon rut. I aint seen him so down since I hade him de-maled. So I figure maybe he caught on to this Valentines Day thing and is waiting for that special gift. But what should I get him?
2007-02-14 23:45:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A girlfriend.
2007-02-14 23:48:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
From what I've heard about Ernie I think a prosthetic leg would be the perfect gift. You can probably find a used one at the thrift store...or check unclaimed baggage. Lots of folks hop right off the plane without theirs.
2007-02-15 02:06:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A large bone in the shape of a heart.
That ought to do it.
2007-02-14 23:51:28 · answer #3 · answered by kyle.keyes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got mine a green smily face ball...
2007-02-14 23:49:25 · answer #4 · answered by Derby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a red bow on his balls.
2007-02-14 23:51:11 · answer #5 · answered by Crash 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
buy him his own puppy, if he can handle that responsibility
2007-02-14 23:50:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋