He was smartly dressed and i mistook him for a small hairy gent now he's drank all my booze and violated my budgie, how do i get rid off him?
2007-02-14 21:32:14 · 16 answers · asked by ........ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Are you sure it wasn't a dirt monkey? Those are ok. Even the dirt monkey minions are ok.
2007-02-16 03:35:38 · answer #1 · answered by vegetable soup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been my experince that booze drinking, budgie violating monkeys are always looking for a handout. Tell him he needs to get a job and start paying rent. That oughta do it.
2007-02-15 23:58:43 · answer #2 · answered by jessiclause 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the Acme catalogue and order the Acme female monkey robot. Position the female monkey robot near the door and programme it to do the F.M.R.S.D (female monkey robot seductive dance) As he gets led out of the door, you quickly run up and boot his monkey bumbum with a Dr marten boot into the neighbours garden. When thats all done collect your Female monkey robot and she can be used as a party hostess or a chimney sweep.
2007-02-15 05:39:41 · answer #3 · answered by mickeyleon123 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have had a similar problem and found that the use of sporting equipment usually does the job, I had best results with a cricket bat
2007-02-15 05:39:28 · answer #4 · answered by Dr Jeep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him some sleeping pills, then put him into a ventilated box and send him first class, to the zoo. Sorted!
2007-02-15 05:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw a bunch of bananas out the door.
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2007-02-15 05:38:27 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
awwww, thats sweet. just throw him out leave a trial of bannas leading outside. or just call the poeple that takes care of these things.
2007-02-15 05:38:48 · answer #7 · answered by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.kirst 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Courier him back to the Queen!
2007-02-15 05:38:38 · answer #8 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give him a bottle of antifreeze and tell him its vodka either that or sing jungle book songs to him until he can take no more
2007-02-15 05:36:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is all this about dirty monkeys at the moment?
2007-02-15 05:35:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋