iF I WAS ON FIRE, HOW WOULD YOU PUT ME OUT?

Question

PLEASE BE GENTLE ....

Answer 1

i'd urinate on you.

Answer 2

If you literally were on fire, I would role you in a carpet or something, to try to put the fire out. (I wouldn't role you in something that's very likely to catch fire itself already)

If you are speaking of being on fire as a matter of speech, then there's no gentle way to put you out.....a very cold washing-cloth will do the trick anytime!

Answer 3

Well, I would call 911 but since u sed how would I put you out, I would tell u to roll on the ground and I would pour water on you.

Answer 4

I'd only pee on you to put out the flames if you paid me and even then I'd wait till the check cleared....sorry was quoting a comedian. Um...I tend not to be near people when they're on fire so I've not yet had the opportunity to put people out. Usually they put out on their own. ;)

Answer 5

Flame broiled is always the way to go, but if you really want that fire put out....well faerie dust will work on that too ;)

Answer 6

I would hit you repeatedly with a stick until the stick caught fire, just like Cartman.

Either that or I would, ahem, "rape a blanket around you".

Answer 7

beat u with a fire extinguisher till the fire goes out.... or i could just suffocate u using a cloth and smother the flames

Answer 8

You want me to put the FIRE out, or put YOU out.
We don't need to do anything to put U out. The fire's doing a good job, i guess. :)

Answer 9

With my F250 going 120 miles and hour

Answer 10

Id knock off your huge plastic head, throw your robe over your body to smother the flames, then ...
Shoot....thats all I could think of!

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Answer 11

I would suck all the air out of the immediate vicinity