2007-02-14 17:29:32 · 18 answers · asked by Claude 6 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
The only version I've heard for this one is:
"Open the door, put him in, and close the door again."
The follow-up is:
"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?"
"Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door again."
Here's a bonus:
"How can you tell an elephant has been in the refrigerator?"
"He always leaves footprints in the butter."
No, I'm not laughing either.
2007-02-14 17:38:22 · answer #1 · answered by ecolink 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some of the other guys mentioned opening the fridge and putting the elephant, but to actually FIT the elephant in, you gotta first take everything else out of the fridge, then put it in and close the door ;-)
2007-02-14 19:03:38 · answer #2 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aha. cheap joke.
open the refrigerator, put the elephant into the refrigerator, then close the refrigerator.
2007-02-14 20:04:33 · answer #3 · answered by a_R-0193 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open the door and put the elephant in
2007-02-14 17:37:31 · answer #4 · answered by Kelly 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once Rosie O'Donnelle eats whole elephant push her into walk in fridge.
2007-02-14 17:39:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is from a joke i heard, and i can't believe i'm gonna answer but...you open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.
yay that was stupid.
2007-02-14 17:34:24 · answer #6 · answered by dinizle26 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Two methods come to mind: puree and just plain old chopping.
This assumes that your refrigerator is large enough to begin with.
2007-02-14 17:32:41 · answer #7 · answered by arbiter007 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
make sure you get a really baby-small elephant to begin with...
2007-02-14 17:33:29 · answer #8 · answered by why? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The easiest way would be sending it to the Antarctic
2007-02-14 17:35:04 · answer #9 · answered by cassidy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure, but you can tell if one has been in your fridge..by the footprints on the butter.
2007-02-14 21:17:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋