2007-02-14 15:41:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Reptiles
Go have a beer
2007-02-14 15:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by Avon Lady 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get another chameleon and some solid color shirts !!!
And, from now on --- Don't mess with Mother Nature !!!
And, by-the-way, PETA will be over in the morning to take your statement---be ready for some extremely tough questioning !!
2007-02-14 23:51:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put your shirt in the washer before it stains.
2007-02-14 23:46:19 · answer #3 · answered by hillbilly_coon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spread him on some wheat bread and have yourself a nice sandwich
2007-02-14 23:49:52 · answer #4 · answered by Gilligan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scrape up his remains and make a groovey unibrow, with a little soul patch to match.
2007-02-14 23:47:26 · answer #5 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious? I dont understand how it can explode? Maybe he thought your shirt was ugly!
2007-02-14 23:44:32 · answer #6 · answered by jkeys00 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Man, I thought the WSIDR from the religion question section asked this one. Buy another, and put him on a mirror, then you will have two to replace the other one!!
2007-02-14 23:44:58 · answer #7 · answered by Icefire 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Bury him in a nice simple solid color, preferably green or brown, so at least he can rest in the afterlife.
2007-02-14 23:45:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well dont just stand there !! change ur shirt and put it back together
2007-02-14 23:45:06 · answer #9 · answered by shannonlee05@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what you get for wearing plaid.
Let it be a lesson to you.
2007-02-14 23:49:26 · answer #10 · answered by AlwaysRight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋