u should tell me right now because i'm depressed...
2007-02-14 15:33:34 · 6 answers · asked by jordan (♥) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, there's a few clones going around again this evening. What's new...
2007-02-14 15:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by Stormee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 2 year old son discovered my bra strap. While at the grocery store, I was bending over to get the Dr Pepper box out from the bottom of the cart and the little snot reached over and popped it HARD! The clasp broke and one strap broke. I was humiliated! So there I was trying to hold "myself" up with one arm and manage both kids, I had my 7 mo old with me too. The cashier and the young man sacking my groceries stared at me and I could tell they were trying not to laugh. To make matters worse it was incredibly windy outside (I live in Oklahoma, you know "where the wind blows...") and as I was putting the kids in the car, my shirt blew up into my face and shared me with all the world to see. The young man putting the groceries in my car nearly dropped my eggs while his face turned red. I was so incredibly embarrassed and vowed to never shop there again. But I have no choice but to shop there because we have a very limited selection of stores in town! Now every time I go get groceries, I keep my head down to avoid the cameras and now wear sports bras around my mischievous son!
2007-02-14 23:48:52 · answer #2 · answered by Koozie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a truck driver,I was in a truck stop restaurant one night drinking coffee when the power went out. The back up lighting came on so we weren't totally in the dark. We drivers just kept on drinking our coffee in the semi-darkness. All of a sudden one of the drivers,after taking a sip spit his coffee out in a big spray. He said that there was a bug in his coffee. Somebody had a flashlight and we started looking for whatever it was that he spit out. What it was was a piece of cellophane. I laughed till there were tears in my eyes.
2007-02-15 00:42:59 · answer #3 · answered by doggybag300 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have tried and tried to cut and paste something for you that is really, really funny!! Sorry I just can't get it!! Maybe next Valentine's Day, i will know how!
Have A Happy Valentines anyway...sorry.
2007-02-15 00:02:15 · answer #4 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my 3yr old puked blue hawiian punch in my face once. that should make ya feel a little better.
2007-02-14 23:38:34 · answer #5 · answered by ICEMAN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So this man walked into a bar.......
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2007-02-14 23:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋