Well she's not really my GF but I'm hoping she will be after this!
Oysters are an Afro-dees-iac, after all, and this gal needs to be hornied up something fierce.
2007-02-14 14:53:12 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I hope it worked better for you than my Valentine's Day gift worked for me. I left a piece of raw chicken and some Spanish Flies under my girlfriend's pillow. Now I've go a lot of splainin' to do and need to know how to get rid of the maggots. Plus it's really hard to make love when she's puking. How long does it take for salmonella to pass through one's system?
2007-02-15 05:01:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I suppose you may have a chance of getting some....
"Some" being defined as a taser in the ballsack by an enraged woman who smells oddly like oysters....
2007-02-14 22:57:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, you may suceed in making her 'horned up', but will you be able to put up with the smell of warm seafood when your doing it on her bed since you put the sack under her pillow?
2007-02-14 23:00:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anna Hennings 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you could've just shoved a stripper under her pillow, it would have smelled the same. lol And maybe the stripper would get her horny for you.
2007-02-14 23:02:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure if her name is Ariel and her father is king Poseidon i would say yes!
2007-02-14 23:09:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the smell will put her off.
2007-02-14 22:56:34 · answer #6 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not a can of tuna?
2007-02-14 23:05:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no of course not
2007-02-14 23:03:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny but mean!!
2007-02-14 22:56:54 · answer #9 · answered by ♥lee lee♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's better than nothing...
2007-02-14 23:02:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋