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I wish I had some LIBERALS around to protect me. LIBERALS are brave, strong, patriotc heroes who always defend America's freedoms from evildoers!

2007-02-14 13:42:51 · 19 answers · asked by Mark B 1 in Politics & Government Politics

19 answers

Is your tongue stuck in your cheek? My advice is to get your Barbie to satisfy his needs.

2007-02-14 13:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by Herman Munster 4 · 5 0

You could get a second GI Joe doll, and say he's gay. Then after the two have bunked together, you can imply some Brokeback Mountain stuff took place, and he'll be kicked out of the army.

Problem solved.

(Or you could find some brave Liberal to defend you. Oh wait.... the only BRAVE Liberal I know is the honorable Joseph Lieberman, and he's getting a little old to be doing any physical fighting)

2007-02-14 13:53:03 · answer #2 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0 1

I would call for help from those great planners of War Bush/Cheney. With expert advice you can win and capture GI Jane or Barbie. Somewhat like they missed the point Bin Laden. You know the ones that blow us up. Speaking of things blown I could really tell you what to do with GI Joe.

2007-02-14 13:53:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I agree thoroughly. this would make women human beings in charge for his or her very own bodies. i'm unwell of ways lots society enables women human beings to wreck out with via being pregnant, which could be to get out of service, or gets a commission for loose. If a woman chooses to be irresponsible mutually as on a job, then she deals with the outcomes. Why are we holding women human beings for conning society with being pregnant? As for adult men interior the parental section, I totally agree. a guy should have no amazing to p.c. what she does along with her being pregnant, basically like a woman could in no way be allowed to p.c. the guy's existence basically via fact she have been given pregnant. basically via fact she needs to fall pregnant does not propose all and sundry is obligated to offer her loose money.

2016-10-02 03:58:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Get off the acid or crack or whatever you are smoking. If you want a bunch of liberals move to the west coast, especially California.

2007-02-14 13:47:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have the UN draft a resolution against your GI Joe. That's what the liberals would do.

2007-02-14 13:47:06 · answer #6 · answered by denialfiend 3 · 1 1

Get Barbie and her friends in swimsuits, to through a party and distract GI Joe and his men, get them drunk and have them partied out so they forget their mission.

2007-02-14 13:47:22 · answer #7 · answered by impalersca 4 · 0 0

Round some liberals up from congress and give them guns...oh wait they don't want guns...good luck anyways.

2007-02-14 13:48:08 · answer #8 · answered by Mags 3 · 0 0

First off, its an action figure not a doll.

Now go do what any self respecting male does with his action figures and burn them with a magnifying glass.

2007-02-14 13:46:06 · answer #9 · answered by Stephanie is awesome!! 7 · 5 0

Call him a pu$$y and tell him to bring it on. Then leave your door open so he can walk right in while you're sleeping.

2007-02-14 13:46:23 · answer #10 · answered by normobrian 6 · 0 0

Bring in a bunch of Barbies to distract him.

2007-02-14 13:46:13 · answer #11 · answered by snarf 5 · 4 0

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