Imagined fight...If you have thin skin, please don't read. You may be condemned to an eternity in purgatory

Question

Assuming both were alive....Who would have won a fist fight in this imaginary battle. Stephen Hawkings vs. Christopher Reeves and why. The most creative answer will win. I have deep respect for both fighters and I realize I am adding another coal to a fire in my hell. But, I must know.

post accident Reeves

Answer 1

Well Satan,

I would say Hawkins because he needed no respirator to function. reeves has to wait for his respirator from time to time to creat enough air to work his chair and or talk. Hawkins needs no respirator. Of course the chair makes a big difference. Chairs could be built to make the fight even in which case it comes down to who wants it more and Reeves was the athlete of the two. It could go either way.

Answer 2

Assuming you mean after Reeves accident, Hawking. He had the better wheel chair besides, neither one could move so brains would come into play big time and Hawking is a freaking genius.

If you meant before Reeves accident, Reeves no doubt.

Answer 3

well it would start out with reeves getting an early start but hawkins would in alll reality just be taking mesure of his ability then more than likely being the smart guy he is just stick a stick in his spokes to flip the chair then roll over his hands to ensure that even if he does get up he wont be able to give chase but after his back is turned and hes rolling on over to winner circle reeves will melt one of his tires with his heat vision causing hawkins to fall back down the ramp and in his momentum tangles up with reeves causing on nasty fall down the stairs then over the buildings edge falling 50 feet to the ground breaking both their necks and puncturing their windpipes. then whomever set up the fight would be the winner for all the money that just made!
I will save you a seat in hell.

Answer 4

jack bauer hands down