i need a few laughs
2007-02-14 13:18:26 · 11 answers · asked by hpascare 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Before I've arrived, I can see myself coming
2007-02-14 13:22:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in labor, this nurse was in my room with another nurse at 4 am talking and complaining about a coworker. I got mad and being in pain, had a complete spell and screamed at them to get out.
I found out I was going to have a C-section. This requires getting a quick, dry shave job you know where. Guess who came back in to do it? One of the nurses I yelled at.
I was most apologetic.
2007-02-14 21:22:43 · answer #2 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A congressional subcommittee on energy was supposed to meet today to discuss global warming. The meeting was canceled as no one could get to the meeting place because of the ice storm.
BTW, factual.
2007-02-14 21:22:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just when i finally registered for college (after putting it off for yeeeaaarrrrs) and send off my enrollment fees on monday---I find out today that my car is DEAD!!! Wait, that's not ironic, that really blows. I'm gonna go cry now. sorry i couldn't come up with something funny.
2007-02-14 21:23:39 · answer #4 · answered by pollywog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what lovely weather were having ? ( uk ...), my best one was in a book heroic of failures ( very british ) it said some council had decided to save money by having no electric lights on during the winter and they found out it had cost them £15,000 to have it switched off then on again which was more than the amount they had saved......
2007-02-15 05:00:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bought a dildo that requires batteries! But when I turned it on it was like a disco party in my bedroom! So now I use it without batteries!
Isn't that Ironic....don't you think?
2007-02-14 21:25:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my cousins fiance wore a wedding dress that if wet went see through and it rained and it was outside AND it usually never rains in phoenix
2007-02-14 21:22:46 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Smiley 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got high bloodpressure and i had to vacuum up salt from outside it was tracked undoors.
2007-02-14 21:25:11 · answer #8 · answered by illprayforyou 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I caught my parents stealing out of my wallet. But really it was there's.....
2007-02-14 21:25:04 · answer #9 · answered by Wandering Sage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
isn't it ironic that we are both here...
2007-02-14 21:24:39 · answer #10 · answered by Derby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋