fill in the blanks to this story!! (kinda like a mad lib!)?

Question

Today, as i was walking home, i saw a __1__. It was ___2____ and __3__. I decided to bring it home, when i noticed it had a __ 4____ around its neck! And i found out it belonged to my __5___!!! I went to the airport to take a vacation, because i was so pissed off. i went to a great place,___6___. When i was on the plane, i saw my ___7___ was coming to sit next to me...I then got another seat, next to a __8___. When i finally gotere, after that _9__ hr flight, I went into a __10______ room and __11____ed. The ___12___ roomservice maid came in and gave me some of her __13___! It was __14___...My day was almost perfect, when i saw my ex with my _15___. I ran out the door, and ___16___ into a _17____. I finnaly went home... that was the __18__iest dream of my life!

What did u get?

Answer 1

1) Tiger
2) Drunk
3) disorderly
4) chain
5) mother-in-law
6) Haiti
7) shadow
8) hot coed
9) 75
10) padded
11) fart
14) stanky
15) new car
16) barfed
17) potted plant
18) cheesiest