I agreed, but she sat on my face 'till I passed out unconcious. An ambulance was called and I was rushed to A+E with a collapsed lung and oxygen debt.
I made a physical recovery, but still am haunted. Please give your words of help, or recommend to me a support group for this type of thing. Thank you.
2007-02-14 10:11:43 · 21 answers · asked by Gar 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The last time you were that close to a vagina,
was the day you were born.
2007-02-14 10:14:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like she took the term "sit on my face" a little to seriously...lol. Next time tell her not to actually sit on you. She needs to be on her knees and just close enough. Or, just try another position and have her lay down. Poor thing...lol
2007-02-14 10:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by Danielle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You definitely need a help group! Doubt if there's that many tossers to go round though.
2007-02-14 10:16:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scuba Gear might help
2007-02-14 10:14:36 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
good grief scarred for life and what a way to do it , tell you what don't let her sit on your face , there are other ways and means you know!!! but chin up so to say and carry on !
2007-02-14 10:16:47 · answer #5 · answered by Andrew1968 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, maybe flowers and a snorkel tonight .
2007-02-14 10:17:32 · answer #6 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, have her lay on her back or sit on the edge of the bed while you are on your knees...
2007-02-14 10:15:39 · answer #7 · answered by jonmarbles 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Just say no next time.
2007-02-14 12:03:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
learn to breathe through your ears dude
2007-02-14 10:26:20 · answer #9 · answered by laurence c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
join a monastery or a convent
2007-02-14 10:17:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋