2007-02-14 09:04:39 · 26 answers · asked by Al-Gore 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Why the dead skunk of course. Even if it was run over by a truck and it's brains splattered all over the high way it would STILL have more brains than a Democrat.
2007-02-14 09:30:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
A Democrat, of course, In fact ALL Democrats are a lot smarter than you. A dead skunk is just a dead skunk.!!!
2007-02-16 00:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by Sicilian Godmother 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, America has a 2-party system:
Democrats and the dead skunk party.
2007-02-14 17:12:12 · answer #3 · answered by republicans_are_scumbags 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Any live creature is 'smarter' than a dead creature. And I know a lot of smart democrats. Zell Miller and Dick Morris to name two. Both parties have smart people and both have a few who are dumber than a sack full of hammers. If we could get out of this partisan p*ssing contest and talk about issues and solutions to the nations problems I would be greatly pleased. Name calling serves no useful purpose.
2007-02-14 17:13:07 · answer #4 · answered by Mad Roy 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If A: you can tell a politician is lying when their lips move, and B: both democrat's and republican's lips move then, you should definitely ask the skunk...
2007-02-14 17:10:30 · answer #5 · answered by A G 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Democrat, also much smarter than the 3rd option , Republican. BTW the dead skunk is also smarter than the Republican. Other things that are smarter than Republicans: Toilet paper, toasters, mosquitos, bricks, rust, kittens...the list goes on and on.
2007-02-14 17:17:52 · answer #6 · answered by alessa_sunderland 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Democrat. But the skunk smells better.
2007-02-14 17:10:00 · answer #7 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Dead skunk.
2007-02-14 17:09:05 · answer #8 · answered by JudiBug 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
I asked the dead skunk and he didn't answer....so logically it is the democrat!
2007-02-14 17:07:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hmmm..... well the roadkill dead skunk died because it didn't pay attention to the car racing towards him.
The Democrat doesn't believe he has to protect himself against the terrorists coming at him.
Skunk = careless
Democrat = hopelessly stupid
The skunk wins the intelligence contest.
2007-02-14 17:17:12 · answer #10 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋