2007-02-14 08:50:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Elvis smashed a pumpkin with his fourth hand whilst downing pond water
2007-02-14 08:53:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
My feeble attempt:
Timmy the blue whale belched out the Star Spangled Banner before the US Cricket National Championships, then the teams tee’d off to play.
2007-02-14 16:56:45 · answer #2 · answered by Maddog Salamander 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was the sixth child born to Oliver and Barbara S. on May 8 in Elizabeth General.
2007-02-14 16:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by Redda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fine-bottomed possum drank a peg leg full of apple flavored toenails, and then flipped to Wisconsin to kidnap a burglar but Sunny the fish ate a hamburger and choked in the rain.
(I don't know if this has been said before or not, though...)
2007-02-14 17:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by Pakhi Pardesi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't tell postcards that plants talk, it will make the clastrophobic monkeys of south japan become jealous of the deer on the ice caps having tea with polar bears in Hawaii as they sit and watch dogs walking humans on the cold bright cloudy sunny day.
2007-02-14 16:55:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
On one of the coldest Valentine's Day, the (stock) market was sizzling hot, so was (were) you!
On this snowy Valentinne's Day, when New York (state) was shut down, you dilligently signed in with YA and gave me the opportunity to say to you, Happy Valentine's Day!
2007-02-14 17:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes, when I eat bananas I get a sudden urge to strangle everyone I know with one of those ropes people use to tie up tire swings, but the urge passes quickly.
2007-02-14 16:58:16 · answer #7 · answered by Alannah! 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure no one has written this sentence before...
"I broken Teddy Bear potatoe salad ate my socks eighteen years ago in the middle of WW||| with a large baked yam"
2007-02-14 16:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Remy♥ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sinbad the slave bought a horticulture centre in Shrewsbury due to his recent win on the 'David Bellamy is gay' lottery.
2007-02-14 16:58:15 · answer #9 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there r two types of females
the orange lady
and the apple lady
the difference between them is that after u take the orange's u can eat all the rest
the appl,u cant eat it's heart
2007-02-14 16:55:02 · answer #10 · answered by Tara 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Together the scissors looked ot from under the pig and sellotaped the coaster however light it was....
(you didn't say it had to make sense!).
2007-02-14 16:54:21 · answer #11 · answered by PT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋