How to cement a body into a driveway?

Question

Now, I've heard of this being done in new building constuction, but who has the time. Plus my driveway needs to be redone anyway. Are there any considerations such as odor or weak areas that I should know about?

Ok, some of you people are pretty sick. I was talking about an old car body. Jeez

Also, I called the local authorities as you suggested and they were NO help. They said they'd send some people over to dig up the old driveway, but not re-do it. In fact, they said depending on the findings, I might even have to move to some sort of government housing complex and wear nothing but denim. That's what you get for government labor.

Answer 1

Find a restaurant with homemade lasagna on the menu... ask around in there.

Answer 2

First dig a hole several feet deep under the spot for the drive way. Place the hamster body in the hole and fill it 1/3 of the way with quick lime. Then shove sand in for another 1/3. Then fill with gravel to the level of the surrounding area to be filled with concrete. Tamp this area down evenly to keep the area from collapsing as the lime eats the organic matter away. Fill form with concrete and surface to the desired finish.

Answer 3

Do it at night so that no one sees you. Might want to bury the body first, then lay the driveway over the grave. That will stop the smell and any weak places.

Answer 4

If the corpse has a big butt, it should shore up the drive , not weaken it, if you place the body face down.

Answer 5

i'm sure if you call your local authorites, they would have alot of experience in this kind of thing. Just give them a ring, I'm sure they'll be over to "help you out' in no time flat.

Answer 6

Did cupid pass you by today? Give him a chance he may of had bad directions...

Answer 7

I've heard about that too but why do you want to know?

Answer 8

Do a test run on yourself first.

Answer 9

if its an old car body why would you be worried about odor dumb @ss

Answer 10

may want to chop it into manageable pieces