i really dont know but hes my fav player
2007-02-14 07:43:59
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answered by blab 2
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Q: Why did Kobe Bryant buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.
Q: Why is Kobe Bryant so confident that he'll rebound well after this scandal?
A: Because he'll be the tallest player on the prison team.
Q: Why is Kobe Bryant stacking money in his backyard?
A: To practice jumping bail.
Q: Why has Kobe Bryant started smoking a little pot?
A: To help him prepare for the Big Joint.
Q: Why does Kobe wear goggles during sex?
A: To keep the mace out of his eyes.
Q: What's the next event Kobe Bryant will be attending?
A: The Teen not by Choice Awards.
Q: Why did Kobe attend the Teen Choice Awards?
A: He was fascinated by the "choice" aspect of it.
Q: What do Gigli and Kobe Bryant have in common?
A: Both leave people in tears feeling screwed.
Q: Who's the head lawyer on Kobe's legal team?
A: The one with dirt on his knees.
Q: Why will Kobe Bryant be so POPULAR in prison?
A: He's great at penetrating to the hole.
Q: Why will Kobe Bryant be so UNPOPULAR in prison?
A: He's an all-star. He doesn't suck.
Q: Why is Kobe Bryant so worried about jury prejudice during his trial?
A: Cuz no one likes a rapist.
Q: How is Kobe Bryant spending his free time this summer?
A: By adding a second bedroom to the dog house.
Q: Why did Kobe add the letter "O" to his bracelet?
A: So it would stand for: "What Would O.J. Do?".
Q: Why did Kobe buy his wife such a huge diamond?
A: Because the weight of it slows down her punches.
Q: What did Shaq say when he heard of Kobe's marital infidelity?
A: Kobe making a pass? She must be lying.
Q: What did President Bush say when he heard that Sprite might drop Kobe?
A: "Who cares, I'm a coke man myself."
Q: Why would Kobe Bryant make a good governor?
A: He's getting his scandal out of the way early.
2007-02-14 07:46:04
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answered by Indiana Jones 6
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Hopefully as he gets old and wiser which seems to be taking forever in his case he won't need to break any records, he'll be a true leader that runs the floor.
As of today he only holds a few Laker records but no NBA records.
2007-02-14 08:53:12
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answered by Anonymous
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jordan were given more than a number of those finals mvp even as he replaced into in his 30's, kobe can get some; i admit although at maximum he receives 3 finals mvps, least a million finals mvp. He does have an identical volume of 60 aspect video games as jordan tho
2016-11-03 11:03:51
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answered by ? 4
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He won't come close to breaking Jabbar's record and there are people well on pace ahead of him to do that.
Kobe will not be breaking any records. And as a reminder his 81 point game was second best to Wilt.
2007-02-14 07:59:06
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answered by Anonymous
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If he's smart none. Kobe needs to focus more on trying to make his teammates better so they can make a deep run in the playoffs(not going to happen) than breaking another record.
2007-02-14 08:11:08
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answered by roni26 4
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There was another star on the team. He was called Shaq. Hopefully Kobe will fade away. He is not a nice person from what I have seen.
2007-02-14 07:42:02
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answered by Lynnemarie 6
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Maybe the record for most shots taken in a game. Other than that none.
2007-02-14 09:27:28
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answered by Shizu 2
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Kobe fade away? ... moron.
As much as I like D-Wade, I don't think he'll break many, if any, of Kobe's records.
Lebron is good. But for some reason I just don't like him. I don't know what it is.
Anyway, wouldn't it be cool if Kobe broke some sort of assist record to make everyone stfu?
2007-02-14 08:30:33
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answered by Captor of Sin 6
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Probably most women in bed after a game
2007-02-14 11:23:02
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answered by snoopdoggydog418 2
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None. He has been playing team ball as of late and is enjoying it now that his team is playing up to par.
2007-02-14 07:42:08
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answered by Anonymous
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