2007-02-14 07:33:42 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
it tells me to wear a bag over my face.......
2007-02-14 07:36:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I had my toaster swimming with the fish after it made the first remark
I will not take snide remarks from a Toaster, now the microwave, opinion I value.
2007-02-14 07:37:15 · answer #2 · answered by ArchAngel Raziel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George You Are All Heart!! How could the toaster make snide remarks to you? Guess he forgot that you are the one who feeds him!
I haven't given my toaster the opportunity to "pop off" anything today!
2007-02-14 07:44:11 · answer #3 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My toaster is a female, and is always very pleasant, often complimenting me, I'd suggest a new toaster, or perhaps threaten to unplug yours, until his attitude changes.
2007-02-14 08:07:36 · answer #4 · answered by CrazyFarmer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a female toaster and she is always very complimentary of what I wear. Not to mention that when we have sex, I can access each and every one of her four receptacles as I listen to her beg me to "plug her in".
2007-02-14 12:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 03:00:06 · answer #6 · answered by fogleman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, my toaster laughs at my outfit so much it spits out the bread!
2007-02-14 07:40:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and my microwave just s.exualy harrased me. What's wrong with kitchen appliances these days?
Oh, great. You should see what the blender's doing to the fridge now...anyone got a paddle?
2007-02-14 07:37:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just moon him when he does. Who does that toaster think he is anyways?
2007-02-14 07:36:58 · answer #9 · answered by Semi-charmed 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, so I shoved a loaf of breead down it's throat
2007-02-14 07:39:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It did, now, I keep him under the sink so it won't see me when I walk by. Smart huh?
2007-02-14 07:38:39 · answer #11 · answered by killer queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋