2007-02-14 07:05:08 · 10 answers · asked by Toilet 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
eat a combo of beans, cabbage, broccoli , milk then hold it in and release at intervals
2007-02-14 07:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by Mopar Muscle Gal 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The easiest way is take in lots and lots of Vitamin C.
This is inexpensive and won't cause any weight problems, particularly if you get inexpensive caplets.
Once you get to the 2,000 mg a day level, you get flatulent like there's no tomorrow. Flatulence is the only known health consequence of a vitamin c "overdose." The more you take, the more you fart.
As a bonus, Vitamin C farts are generally nice and clean, so you're less likely to ruin your boxers. You get some nice, long rips without any of the gas related discomfort associated with beans and crab cakes.
2007-02-14 07:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As an expert in flatulence...foods like french onion soup (or other onion based foods), juice and coffee works for me. As for increasing the tone, frequency, volume, bass, etc. The acoustic quality is exponentially increased by the plastic seats at McDonald's or KFC. Try this, you have to pull your pants down like you are mooning someone. Control the air flow of your farts with your middle finger...sorta like a wind instrument such as the flute.
2007-02-14 07:35:12 · answer #3 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gas X works and taking Beano can prevent some flatulence, but know that flatulence is normal for everyone and is a part of the digestive process. The average person passes gas 14 times a day. Excuse yourself in public and do what you have to do. Have a nice VD
2007-02-14 07:15:47 · answer #4 · answered by firestarter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do anal sphincter control exercises. Clench you hole, hold for a count of ten, then release. Do at least 4 sets. For bass, relax. For the high notes, clench.
2007-02-14 07:09:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I recommend more vegetables. It always works for me. Pregnancy helps, too. Alas! you are a guy and that is out of the question!
2007-02-14 07:09:28 · answer #6 · answered by bluiedgrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My best guess is to eat a LOT of beans.
2007-02-14 07:07:42 · answer #7 · answered by prairiefire_14 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whey protein shakes with milk- all i can say is my @$$ has had conversations with my friends.
2007-02-14 07:09:12 · answer #8 · answered by AlexM138 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EAT MORE BEANS DUDE! AND EGGS, AND CHEESE, ASPARAGUS. AND SIT IN DIFFERENT POSITIONS TO GET DIFFERENT SOUNDS.
2007-02-14 07:09:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
stick a cork in it.. different cork for a different effect.. have fun :)
2007-02-14 07:12:46 · answer #10 · answered by pip 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋