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2007-02-14 06:29:56 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

37 answers

Oh about 30% free
30% obligation
30% bought
10% alone

2007-02-14 06:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by metoo 7 · 6 0

All I can say is that everytime I have been in a relationship on Valentine's Day I have gotten lucky.

2007-02-14 06:36:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

For people with children, none. The kids come home wired for sound on all those cinnamon harts and have valentines glued to there hair.

2007-02-14 06:33:56 · answer #3 · answered by Lab 7 · 3 0

Depends on how many men were cursed with their partners having the red river flowing. I've always had bad luck in that way. If it were my wife or I really cared about her, I would look past my own inhibitions to playing in the red river.

2007-02-14 06:39:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm going to say about 25%
25% of the men don't have any one to buy for v-day
25%of the men forgot to buy anything for v-day
25%of the women hate what they got for v-day

2007-02-14 11:48:50 · answer #5 · answered by LINDSAY 3 · 0 0

***HAPPY HEART DAY***
-once again, it's another holiday for cooperate america, 1 in evey 10 people will spend 100's on those nasty little candy hearts and 1 in every 2 people will make love or sit at home and desperately mastrubate....

2007-02-14 06:34:03 · answer #6 · answered by music ♥ 5 · 2 0

let's just say that i think that everyone wants to have a HAPPY Valentine's Day....

2007-02-14 06:33:23 · answer #7 · answered by guudkarma 4 · 1 0

*Sighs* . . .if my man didn't have to work he would be starring me down like a bear drooling over a picnic basket in the woods- you know that cartoon?! lol. . . (yea i stole it from Grey's Anatomy) . .. couldn't help it - it's the first thing I thought about!!! lol. . . we'd sooooo be doing it all day long! :)
IT'S VALENTINES DAY!!!!! LOL
GOOD LUCK,
Lis

2007-02-14 06:33:30 · answer #8 · answered by latinalisette 2 · 1 0

I have sex anytime I find myself alone for 20 minutes.

2007-02-14 06:32:41 · answer #9 · answered by John16 5 · 1 0

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Everyother day I must yield
But today, I am plowing that field.

Yeah boooooye!

2007-02-14 07:35:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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