2007-02-14 06:28:22 · 23 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If it was radioactive toothpaste, and you have a genetic disposition towards mutation in this respect, yes, you'll get superpowers. Possible powers include:
1) Being able to turn your whole body into toothpaste. A whole new meaning to "take a bite out of crime" because the teeth doing that biting will be better taken care of.
2) Being able to "see" beyond the "toothpaste", kind of like a "sight beyond sight", but only dental-related.
3) Having your eyes turn into toothpaste... and back again!
4) Firing toothpaste from your fingertips or toothpaste rays from your eyeballs. Toothpaste laser beams!
5) Maybe, just maybe, you'll get something awesome like super strength, flight, ability to travel through time, or transmute matter from one form to another, but unlikely.
To get radioactive toothpaste, I suggest radioactive sulfur or phosphorus, easily obtainable from a college laboratory. Just ask. Anything more radioactive requires government involvement, but might pack noticably more "kick".
If you need a heroic sidekick, I could be Dental Tape Guy. If you plan on being a supervillain, I don't want to know.
Good luck. Your dreams are as big as you make them.
Skylor Williams
2007-02-14 09:51:29 · answer #1 · answered by skylor_williams 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Squeeze it a little harder next time. The resulting frontal lobotomy will free your tender mind of all expectations for ever and ever.
After this no matter how many times Jim J. Bullock makes sweet sweet love to your wife, you won't ever cure up in a ball in the closet and cry again. If that ain't a superpower, I don't know what is.
2007-02-14 12:58:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It all depends, which eye was it? Left or right? Also which hand were you using to squeeze the toothpaste?
2007-02-14 06:33:52 · answer #3 · answered by thedarkstranger999 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, in fact the only reason that the label says "Consult the Poison Control Department" is because they will come and take away your powers.
Oh yeah.
2007-02-14 06:33:33 · answer #4 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A minty fresh eye socket
2007-02-14 06:30:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, you will have the most placque and cavity free eye in the history of mankind. You will now be able to fight crime with your handy sidekick: Frank the seeing eye dog and your weapon of choice: the blind walking stick.
2007-02-14 06:36:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"He can fight gingivitis in the blink of an eye! Fill cavities by batting his eyelashes! Is it a toothbrush? A dentist? No! It's Cr-eye-st man!!"
2007-02-14 13:24:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're getting ahead of yourself again. You need to wait at least a month before the first signs will show.
2007-02-14 06:33:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Spanish Inquisition
2016-05-23 22:45:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zippy is right. More like seering pain and possible vision loss.
2007-02-14 06:31:30 · answer #10 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋