Help!!! The gnomes are dancing on my lawn again. What should I do the hose didn't work the last time.
2007-02-14 06:27:17 · 7 answers · asked by kattz1111 2 in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
i suggest one of two ideas...one would be toarm yourself with a very high caliber gun...hide in the flower bed...and when one of those things goes galavanting around strike it down, but you should use some caution...gnomes are notorios for reacting badly to a poor shot...
the other idea might be to wait till the LSD wears down a lil...because one time i was aiming for a dancing gnom and, well, i still dont get my mail delivered to the house...
2007-02-14 06:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by boosted 1 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Promise them a bottle of Schnaps if they get going. Works every time.
2007-02-14 15:20:21 · answer #2 · answered by max 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a big dog and train him to attack the gnomes
2007-02-14 06:48:36 · answer #3 · answered by detroit_tat2man 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give them a lawnmower and weed trimmer. You won't seen them again especially if their males.
2007-02-14 07:05:56 · answer #4 · answered by k h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with Anthony H's answer all the way!!
2007-02-14 06:37:43 · answer #5 · answered by sandraper02 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
steam roller
2007-02-14 06:30:10 · answer #6 · answered by St♥rmy Skye 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gasoline and a match
2007-02-14 06:33:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋