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2007-02-14 06:23:54 · 16 answers · asked by Jerry 6 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

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My hubby and I were using a condom one night having sex and it came off inside of my vagina and I couldn't find it in there so he had to help me get it out. Then I continued to freak out because I was afraid I could end up pregnant - again and called the ER asking about the risk of pregnancy. It was horribly embarrassing to have to explain what happened. NEVER BUY DUREX!!!! That doesn't happen with Trojans! LOL

2007-02-14 06:28:02 · answer #1 · answered by Cute But Evil 5 · 2 0

Anyone who says "no" to this question is a liar. We all have, and more than just one. Laugh at it, make a joke of it, share, and move on with love and life. Big deal.
The funniest that ever happened to me was, during and after love making, the air rammed into my dear wife during the exercise came out in a ....well, for lack of a better word, fart. She was so damned shocked, she turned scarlet. I froze, then cracked up in about 20 seconds....the embarrassment left her, she started laughing, and we both had an unexpected very close moment. This is tame to some of the tales I have heard....like...well, never mind. Somethings are best left unsaid.

2007-02-14 06:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I had no business trying to make love on a runny stomach (some nasty fish at Red Lobster) I sharted while humping away like a madman. I tried playing it down but the smell and the stains on the sheets was a dead giveaway!

Happy Valentine's day to all who are in love, plan to be in love soon or just want to get laid!
Oh, and please don't shart. It's not very flattering!

2007-02-14 06:32:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahha manhattan physique of ideas!! I completely 2nd that!!! Peek a boo on the gas station. human beings employing via and human beings even pumping gas at that factor look at me like i'm NUTS. like I truthfully have some imaginary chum interior the vehicle or something LOL. a lot of cases i would be having a 'verbal substitute' with dylan on the save approximately stuff that we choose.. and it turns into me 'chatting with myself' and thinking out loud. Owell.. mommies are meant to act like a fool for the youngsters amazing?? :) i think in some years, they are going to be those getting embarassed and not us haha

2016-10-02 03:26:19 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

We were together 5 years before our first time ever doing it (I even minored in human sexuality and we thought we were experts-theoretically anyway). Then on our first night together, we couldn't figure out how to get it in (if you know what I mean). We ended up not going all the way because we didn't know how to! Eventually we figured it out, but it was embarassing for both of us.

2007-02-14 07:51:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

30+ years ago when everything was still new to me - there was this one lady that had a sizable amount weight on her and well - I had to ask if I was in the wrong place.....simply didn't feel as I thought it should have....

2007-02-14 06:31:31 · answer #6 · answered by Grandfather Oak 3 · 1 0

yeah! my boyfriend and i were being feisty. he picked me up to move me around on the bed, he underestemated the strenght and when he broght me down again my head smacke so hard agains the wall, it almost knocked me out.

i laughed, he felt really bad.

2007-02-14 06:27:54 · answer #7 · answered by what to do? 1 · 0 0

Sure, it happens...break into giggles, fart, roll off the bed, etc...things happen...you've got to just laugh them off and get back into the groove ☺

2007-02-14 06:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by . 7 · 0 0

Yes. Except we weren't making love, we were f*cking.

2007-02-14 06:29:14 · answer #9 · answered by me! 4 · 0 1

queefed at a bad moment. it happens to everyone at some point and time!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-14 06:34:37 · answer #10 · answered by i_like_bears 4 · 0 0

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