2007-02-14 06:17:59 · 14 answers · asked by ryan_thorne 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Roses are red
Violets are blue
They'll need dental records to identify you.
2007-02-14 06:43:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know any from Hallmark, but found these on a website: (thought they were funny!!)
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was p***ed.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Dam^n, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Sorry! Thought I'd veer off the big LOVEY DOVEY side.
2007-02-14 09:17:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Violets are blue,
roses are red,
don't just stand there,
get into bed.
2007-02-14 07:37:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses and red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so I am I.
2007-02-14 07:04:20 · answer #4 · answered by Athene1710 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.
2007-02-14 07:10:20 · answer #5 · answered by Sarey Gamp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm not very good at rhyming,
But I really don't give a ****
2007-02-14 06:45:49 · answer #6 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
roses are red,
violets are blue,
No one wants Toona,
For a valentine,its true...
2007-02-14 06:33:26 · answer #7 · answered by *toona* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You've a hairy F*nny
and a big c*ck too.
2007-02-14 07:15:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are Red,
And my eyes are brown.
When i look at you,
You are so ugly i frown.
Roses are Red
And Tulips are Yellow.
I do not like you
but i have slept with your fella!!!!
Roses aren't blue
Bluebells aren't red
Go out with you???
I would rather be dead!
2007-02-14 06:37:31 · answer #9 · answered by Pixie_Mummy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rose's are red
violets are blue
before i go to bed
make me a bru
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your a hairy F*nny
and your grandma is a big c*ck too
2007-02-14 07:28:26 · answer #10 · answered by nath2004uk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋