2007-02-14 06:04:30 · 21 answers · asked by Derek Wildstar 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This is actually quite a common problem, although not many people actually come forward and report these incidents. Possibly because of embarrassment or the social stigmatism attached to this particular problem.
The solution is however quite simple. When not in use, you should place your oven glove either in the fridge or near a mirror, the fridge cools them down long enough for you to be able to use them, and so making you completely impervious to their advances. The mirror totally mesmerizes the oven glove because it seduces itself by its own reflection, which in turn completely frustrates the oven glove, as it has no fingers to satisfy itself, thus making it fall fast asleep and safe to use in the oven.
I have been in touch with oven glove manufacturers regarding this potentially deviant problem and asked them to print some kind of warning or disclaimer on the tag, but they told me that this is not in fact a common problem but just an urban legend.
2007-02-14 06:16:11 · answer #1 · answered by thedarkstranger999 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah to be an oven mitt right now
2007-02-14 06:07:13 · answer #2 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try to tell it that you just want to be friends. If that doesn't work, then stick your hand into the nearest [insert kitchen item here]. This will make it jealous, and unless it has repressed emotional issues and decides to try and kill you, then it will leave you alone. You could also try to decrease your daily acid intake......=)
2007-02-14 06:09:03 · answer #3 · answered by All!c@ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put on the other one and have a 3-some!
2007-02-14 06:08:11 · answer #4 · answered by Moon Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no resisting. you in elementary words ought to pass with it. yet bear in mind one ingredient - in case you disenchanted him - he will hit you at the same time with his guy handbag. V V V tremendous Psychic Cilla Stalker (neat how 2 of them commence with different letters yet all sound like SSSS) EDIT: Mmmm no B.B. you're the attractive one.
2016-11-03 10:55:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go with it. It is Valentine's Day and the mitt is lonely.
2007-02-14 06:12:25 · answer #6 · answered by tiffantre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually find that a sharp poke with some metal tongs does the trick.
2007-02-14 06:08:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call my uncle Frank, and find out what he does, because he likes to put lube in his baseball mitt, and go to town on it.
2007-02-14 06:07:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate it when that happens - throw it in the oven and close the door. (Be careful though because my spatula got me this morning - - -I kind of liked it though).
2007-02-14 06:08:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get it an Ove Glove and it'll leave you alone.
2007-02-14 06:10:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋