When I was getting ready to give birth to my last baby, the doctor started prepping me to push her out. Putting my feet in the stirrups, I farted directly in his face...(he was cool about though and said it happens all the time, he probably lied, but that's okay). Then, it gets worse, right after that while my husband is holding my leg back to start pushing....something else got pushed out first right before the baby.....I asked my husband if was feeling what I think I'm feeling? He was like...yeah baby, it is. It's okay because it was just a little one." I die to this day thinking about that. ahahaha. ew.
2007-02-14 06:36:30
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answered by ? 4
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I have many also. The one I remember best right now is the time I put a sucker in my mouth at work. I taught swimming at the YMCA at the time. Well a kid gave me a sucker as a thankyou b/c it was the last day of classes. At the end of the day when I was waiting for my friend to hurry up and finish her workout (I was driving her home) I was sittin down with the sucker my student gave me and all of the lifeguards were just kinda standin around talking. And for some reason I thought "I wonder if I could stick this whole sucker in my mouth" so I tried. And sure enough, I could. Stick and all. So after thinking to myself "wow I guess I can" I look up and all the guards (who were all male by the way) were just staring at me! Finally one of them brakes the silence and says "You just made my day" From that day on you can guess the types of comments and jokes I got everytime I was at work! lol
2007-02-14 14:08:47
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answered by Anonymous
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I was 14.
I was going out on my first date. Ever.
She was cute and we went to the local mall which is where all the kids went. It was packed with kids and friends from school of course being a Friday night. It went about as well 14 year olds on a first date could manage.
We were sitting and eating burgers and trying to have a nervous faltering conversation when it happened.
I heard my name being called. Loudly. Very Loudly. I knew the voice.
It was my mother. Red-faced and I swear blathering like some rabid dog on full charge towards her petrified prey.
I forgot to mention I was grounded that Friday night and snuck out to keep that first date.
It was also our last.
2007-02-14 14:04:55
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answered by jw 4
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I was at Rib fest in downtown Minneapolis, had a few beers after the concerts were over and it was all shut down my friends and I were leaving when I had to take a leak. I mean so bad it hurt so while walking through the parking lot I said screw it i gotta go. So i ran in between two cars and just started when the window on my left rolled down and this lady starts laughing saying " you ain't slick we see it!" I couldn't stop peeing, we couldn't stop laughing. It seemed like 10 minutes before i was done and they thanked me for not peeing on their car and making their night memorable.
2007-02-14 14:06:17
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answered by Mean Rob 2
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I have alot of embarassing moments, but I'd have to say the one that seems to be the epitome of embarrasing is when I was in highschool. We were in the gym playing volleyball, and this @sshole ,who couldn't stop making fun of me and teasing me in front of everyone, saw that I had a white shirt on and a training bra on underneath and he blurted out and said, "Why are you in highschool, still wearing a training bra"? in front of everyone. I was mad as hell! Everyone started laughing, even the guy that I had a HUGE crush on. He would throw rocks at me and tell me I was ugly, eventhough he looked like a damn gremlin. One time, I walked in the gym when it was dead silent and full of people and he said "Why are you wearing K-Swiss shoes, with a Nike sweatsuit on?" He made my highschool experience a living hell! I'm telling the truth.
2007-02-14 14:32:37
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answered by Anonymous
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Calling up an ex who dumped me and who said she wanted to be friends once a month thinking we'd be friends and not getting the hint for many months. Very embarrassing. Especially since she treated me like crap and only dumped me after I started standing up to her.
Looking back... sends shivers up my spine.
2007-02-14 14:03:45
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answered by Anonymous
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One night i got so drunk and wanted to leave the bar and my friends didn't so they asked some guy to take me home..well he took me back to his place and we did the deed...the next morning i woke up and went to the bathroom..when i went to go back to the room i was in..i noticed that all the bedrooms looked the same but i seen my clothes on the floor in one of the rooms..so i got back in bed and had sex again...later on that day i found out that i went back in to the wrong room and slept with the guys roomate...OMG..i was humiliated i never went back to the same bar again
2007-02-14 14:04:50
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answered by Bad Mood 5
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I went out with a few friend that were all girl and they start play a game how many time they can get me hard with out touching me. man was i embarrassing and i top of that i like one of the girls.
2007-02-14 14:10:34
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answered by celticdragon 6
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I remember when I was on my menustration and I was wearing a hoodie. I had a pen and a extra tampon in the pocket.Some kid asked me if HE could borrow a pen . I remembererd that I had a pen in my pocket but forgot abt the tampon!!!..........So i pulled it out, thinking that it was the pen and the kid looked a t me disgusted!!!
2007-02-14 14:03:20
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answered by Anonymous
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I was with my husband(then boyfriend) at the club and I was laughing at guy for dancing horribly and fell on the dance floor because I was drunk.
2007-02-14 14:16:18
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answered by daprty1 2
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