I dont know but what is it??

Question

Just answer for the heck of it!!!

Answer 1

A small layby off the motorway running through Chipping Sodbury.

Or possibly the manacles of introspection, as worn once by the leaping tape measure tree of viscosity, that used to reside under the eastern escarpment of the plains of melodrama, just west of the mountains of eternal marshmallow, 13 kilometers turnwise of the AOL coaster landfill site just up the road from the guy who sells kebabs in Al Kharid on tuesdays when it's sunny and the chuzzles are singing in the breeze caused by chaos butterflies mating with Stephen Hawking's vocoder, causing the spontaneous birth of subatomic faeries with digital watches that run backwards into the beginning of time, where the gods of olympus play dice with the universe and laugh at Albert Einstein as they put him in a giant tennis ball and shoot him off with a baseball bat at 13 times the speed of llight to the restaurant at the end of the universe where he drinks mint Juleps' with Boss Hogg & Robert Mawell's chauffer's second cousin's best mate who swears he knows the man who got his kidneys sold on ebay after they were ripped out in a cold bath by chainsword-wielding ninja monkey accountants with steroid abuse problems and slightly underweight begonias in rucksacks.

If you can say that sentence without breathing then I will congratulate you as soon as you regain consciousness. Abnormal service will be rezoned as soon as improbable.

Answer 2

It's a chocolate likeness of your nose sent by an unhappy ex-girlfriend. Go ahead and eat it, I know you want to.

Answer 3

I DON'T KNOW EITHER, BUT AM VERY INTERESTED IN FINDING OUT. AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE AN AMORPHOUS ANACHRONISM, BUT THE GRADIENT CURVE PROVED TO STEEP. DEPENDING ON THE ACRIMONIOUS SUBSTANTIALITY OF THE PARTICIPLE, IT COULD BE A STANDARD DEVIANT OF UNTERPITUDE. I'LL LEAVE IT TO YOU.

Answer 4

"it" is Information Technology.