I loaned an Emu named Melvin my car and it came back totalled!
I had just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by not having any. In retrospect I think I made 2 bad decisions, what do you my audience of experts think?
2007-02-14 05:33:51 · 21 answers · asked by Lt. Dan reborn 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Actually Amber I did a family tree search and turns out your my sister, so you were talking about your OWN MAMA... ha ha
2007-02-14 09:19:47 · update #1
Emit the Emu is enraged but educated.
He is deranged but dedicated.
His directional correction abilities are outstanding
and takes great offense to the constant reminder of his retarded cousin, Melvin, and his uncontrollable vehicular handling skills.
I believe your insurance company WOULD have been very understanding had you given them the chance, me on the other hand...............
2007-02-14 13:22:02 · answer #1 · answered by Yo Mum Mum 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Melvin the Retarded Emu wears a monocle doesn't he? That would lead me to think he has some vision issues so no, I probably wouldn't let him drive my car but he could ride shotgun.
2007-02-14 13:38:09 · answer #2 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i should have felt sorry for you.
but then the way you have put the question really brings a smile to my face .
real bad decisions having been made, next time loan your car to an emu after issuing a note of dos and donts!!!
2007-02-15 01:34:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do not know what a emu is but i dont let anyone borrow my car, because well i live in vegas and people are dumb drivers here. and yes you made 2 bad decisions..... sorry!!
Happy valentine's day and good luck withthe car thing and the emu(????) dude named melvin.
2007-02-14 13:40:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah ~ my emu sometimes drive for me too, when my chauffeur didn't come to work... his name is Emunyit ~
I think we should let our emu meet Michael Schumacher and compete with him ~ I bet my emu will win since he can drive about 800km/h -- how about your emu???
My emu is so handsome he'll usually wear black sunglasses and flirting with hot chicks around the town... he's just great I loved him! lol
2007-02-14 13:41:20 · answer #5 · answered by PossumNight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not a good idea to loan your car to a retarted emu.
2007-02-14 13:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude! Everyone knows that emu's cannot drive cars.
Only ostrich's can drive cars.
2007-02-14 13:37:19 · answer #7 · answered by thedarkstranger999 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yup. I am surprised to see Emu alive tho. I woulda killed the guy. Now you learned something today yay go you!
2007-02-14 13:38:46 · answer #8 · answered by myownprison69 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2007-02-14 13:44:34 · answer #9 · answered by Chistiaŋ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would not let a retarded anything drive my truck. I don't even like my wife to drive it.
2007-02-14 13:38:35 · answer #10 · answered by major b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋