I am so hungry, yet they brought me a talking leg of mutton,
then - a talking plum-pudding. Both introduced themselves,
and it isn't etiquette to cut any one you've been introduced to.
Alice.
2007-02-14 05:13:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
It isn't etiquette to introduce oneself, either; so really you haven't had a proper introduction to either one of them. If you're still concerned, use a dessert spoon to eat the plum-pudding, as this avoids the proscription against cutting.
2007-02-14 06:05:24 · answer #1 · answered by sylvar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes my toothbrush talks to me. I still brush my teeth and it my toothbrush is okay with it. Go ahead, cut into your food. Psychosis is not a time to worry about good manners.
2007-02-14 13:34:34 · answer #2 · answered by Libby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Strong antipsychotics.
2007-02-14 17:06:11 · answer #3 · answered by napqueen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just eat away!
But afterward you will probably need some Pepto-Bismol.
2007-02-14 13:48:10 · answer #4 · answered by clicksqueek 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lay off the pipe, dude.
2007-02-14 13:17:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always stab my food repeatedly when they first bring it out to make sure it is dead.
Sometimes it freaks out the waiter - especially when I start screaming 'die you motherf**king baked potato motherf**ker!!!!!'
Yes - I am asked to leave restaraunts fairly often.- why?
2007-02-14 13:18:11 · answer #6 · answered by joemammysbigguns 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Swallow them whole, would be my suggestion. No cutting involved, unless you count chewing.
2007-02-14 20:13:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat it and let it talk to you from inside.
2007-02-14 13:30:22 · answer #8 · answered by BionicNahlege 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go ask hannibal lecter
2007-02-14 13:16:36 · answer #9 · answered by pinhed_1976 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretend you did not hear them.
2007-02-14 15:05:15 · answer #10 · answered by Sun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋