I originally posted this is Religion and Spirituality. Whoops..I'm sure I would have gotten a million violations.
2007-02-14 05:05:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
As long as you sent it to Jesus H. He has a sweet tooth today.
Also, is it an "Evil" chocolate crucifix?
2007-02-14 05:15:14 · answer #1 · answered by Scary Monster 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If this is meant as a religious joke... i kinda get it, and there is humor in it even tho i believe the laugh you just generated will send me straight to hell. If its not a joke and you happen to have a Hispanic friend names Jesus and you had it delivered to him, he will probable be annoyed at the fact that another white person thinks pronouncing his name (Gee-Zus) is hilarious (yeah it kinda is!) when its really pronounced ( Hey-Zeus) like the Greek god. Also he might take offense to the fact that you call him that because most Hispanics are in fact Catholic, and quite strictly religious.
Or maybe he likes chocolate a lot and will totally die for it. no pun intended... the pun being you killing Jesus with a crucifix, regardless of its chocolate goodness.
-J
2007-02-14 13:18:16 · answer #2 · answered by lankford01102 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Where does Jesus work these days?
He used to be a sandwich artist for Subway, but haven't seen him around lately...
I'm sure he'll approve of the chocolate, as long as it's kosher.
2007-02-14 13:09:01 · answer #3 · answered by jakelegs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a great sense of humor, but not with things like this. You need to have more respect for Jesus, AND the Christian population. and No, I don't think he would approve. and for the record, I would be scared to death to do or say something so blashphemous. it is a terrible thing to have to stand before an angry God, and I don't know about you, but certianly would not want to make him angry. I don't care if you are an atheist, or whatever, but you need to have more respect.
2007-02-14 13:15:34 · answer #4 · answered by tweetybird37406 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think he'll like it
2007-02-14 13:09:07 · answer #5 · answered by Chewie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes he would probably be flattered!
Sacrilicious!
F
2007-02-14 13:11:37 · answer #6 · answered by fayra_elm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋