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That used to happen to me every morning, then I divorced him

2007-02-14 04:39:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would determine if it was Asian or African. If it was a friendly Asian elephant I would keep it and go back to sleep. If it was a wild African elephant I would sneak out the window and ask for help from an experienced sportsman.

2007-02-14 12:39:29 · answer #2 · answered by Nick, CPA 2 · 1 0

I collect elephants -- stuffed, figurines, etc. My bedroom is full of them, so I ALWAYS wake up with them watching me sleep!!

2007-02-14 12:42:34 · answer #3 · answered by jurydoc 7 · 0 0

I'd pull out the restraining order and say, "Rosie, go HOME!"

2007-02-14 12:39:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd go back to sleep.

2007-02-14 12:37:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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Knowing now what I didn't know then (when it happened), I would beat it with whatever blunt instrument was handy so it would leave and never come back...and I am an animal lover.;)

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2007-02-14 15:28:14 · answer #6 · answered by CQ 3 · 0 0

call the circus, and ouit drinking so much.

2007-02-14 13:21:52 · answer #7 · answered by D R 3 · 0 0

i would sign a long term contract with my crack dealer. that's some goooood crack.

2007-02-14 12:38:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

African or Indian?

2007-02-14 12:37:39 · answer #9 · answered by havanadig 6 · 0 0

is 'elephant' a euphemism for... ?

2007-02-14 12:38:08 · answer #10 · answered by Nicnac 4 · 0 0

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