That used to happen to me every morning, then I divorced him
2007-02-14 04:39:04
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answered by Anonymous
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I would determine if it was Asian or African. If it was a friendly Asian elephant I would keep it and go back to sleep. If it was a wild African elephant I would sneak out the window and ask for help from an experienced sportsman.
2007-02-14 12:39:29
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answered by Nick, CPA 2
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I collect elephants -- stuffed, figurines, etc. My bedroom is full of them, so I ALWAYS wake up with them watching me sleep!!
2007-02-14 12:42:34
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answered by jurydoc 7
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I'd pull out the restraining order and say, "Rosie, go HOME!"
2007-02-14 12:39:16
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd go back to sleep.
2007-02-14 12:37:48
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answered by Anonymous
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Knowing now what I didn't know then (when it happened), I would beat it with whatever blunt instrument was handy so it would leave and never come back...and I am an animal lover.;)
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2007-02-14 15:28:14
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answered by CQ 3
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call the circus, and ouit drinking so much.
2007-02-14 13:21:52
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answered by D R 3
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i would sign a long term contract with my crack dealer. that's some goooood crack.
2007-02-14 12:38:49
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answered by Anonymous
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African or Indian?
2007-02-14 12:37:39
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answered by havanadig 6
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is 'elephant' a euphemism for... ?
2007-02-14 12:38:08
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answered by Nicnac 4
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