What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to find another toilet because this one is dirty. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £5000. Tux rental £100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
2007-02-14 03:13:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
deadman
how can you rip off summin you aint seen b4
2007-02-14 03:25:51 · update #1
This is great...you have a great sense of humor
2007-02-14 03:17:08 · answer #1 · answered by slingsandarrows 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop beiing so concerned about your perceptions of other peolple. I find indiivduals, who are bitter - because they think they're lives are so awfull and are pissed off just because they think other people have it better than they do - irrepressably drab and boring. Stop whinning about other folk and get on with your life. Trust me, you're boring the crap out of everyone unlucky enough to be close to you. Just a little advise.
2007-02-14 03:50:08 · answer #2 · answered by summerland 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This was posted the other day, you ripped off someone else's question.
2007-02-14 03:16:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're the MAN!!!
loki for president!
2007-02-14 03:20:46 · answer #4 · answered by Superman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny! well done :~)
2007-02-14 04:17:48 · answer #5 · answered by thunor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋