2007-02-14 03:06:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Valentine's Day
My own entry:
"All right, I spent $50 on a card and roses; when do we get it on?"
2007-02-14 03:12:51 · update #1
the wrong name!!
Just got you a card and roses this year. I took one look at your rear end and decied you didn't need any more chocolate.
Lets grow old togeher. Oh wait, it's too late for that I see.
Here's your card now lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel
Have you ever noticed that a heart turned upside down looks a little like a butt? Oh and that reminds me...
I married a man with a 6 pack. I did not want a man with a 12 pack, work on it.
Don't worry that I "did" your best friend, I've still got plenty of energy for you.
2007-02-14 03:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by G's Random Thoughts 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because you've been relationship a three hundred and sixty 5 days, i don't think of you want to emphasize about scaring him off! besides the undeniable fact that, because you've not in any respect informed one yet another the three words, i imagine you need to inform him and not in any respect basically write it in a card, who understand what I advise? Say some thing like "you're so major to me. i don't understand what i'd do without you." some thing alongside those strains. basically enable it bypass out :D and enable it come from the middle. xx
2016-12-04 04:16:42 · answer #2 · answered by mrotek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have just started to date, avoid anything relating to marriage or long-term committments.
If you are married avoid mentioning ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends. My buddy compared his current GF to his ex in a Valentine's Day card last year. Big mistake!
Keep messages simple and too the point. Let the card do most of the talking. It won't screw anything up for you.
2007-02-14 03:11:27 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Luva Luva 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I have and STD
Now, so do you
haha
2007-02-14 03:12:00 · answer #4 · answered by jenj2569 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The worlds a mess
Life is hard
Here's your stinkin' V-day card
2007-02-14 03:11:15 · answer #5 · answered by Black Dragon 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
To my dearest girlfriend, just knowing I have you on the side makes me want to slap my wife.
2007-02-14 03:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are looking less ugly than usual.
2007-02-14 03:13:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chalky Candy Hearts;
Have much in common w/ you...
because they make me vomit too....
2007-02-14 03:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If your @ss was a keg, I could tap it all night long.
2007-02-14 03:10:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"This is your Official Notice, I'm breaking up with you."
ouch
2007-02-14 03:09:50 · answer #10 · answered by Zeera 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋