There are idiots all around me. How to tolerate them? I am running out of shiny things to distract them with.
2007-02-14 00:47:30 · 6 answers · asked by nashmortis1 1 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
When you have a particularly awful encounter with an idiot, read these from: http://www.americaworks.net/idiots/page3.html
On a baby stroller: Remove child before folding stroller
On a hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bar of soap: Use like regular soap.
On a frozen dinner: Serving suggestion - defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap: Fits one head.
On a dessert: Do not turn upside down. (This was printed on the bottom of the box.)
On a package of bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On a sleeping aid: Warning - may cause drowsiness.
On a kitchen knife: Warning - keep out of children.
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a bag of peanuts: Warning - contains nuts.
On an airline packet of nuts: Open packet, eat nuts.
In an automobile owner's manual: Warning: Do not shift into reverse while driving forward.
Courtesy of Ann Landers, The St. Petersburg Times, February 14, 1999. Thanks Ann!
2007-02-14 01:23:00 · answer #1 · answered by CQ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get a big shiny thing and lour them into a room filled with mirrors! Their own reflection should distract them long enough for you to bulldoze it!
2007-02-14 08:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by Girl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Methinks I like the way you think!
Justin are you really George W. Bush?
I know you must be as you sound like him!
just wait until Jan 2009 and write a tell all book and make another fortune..you are soooo cool..
Hitler would have been proud of you
2007-02-14 08:56:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There was a wise Roman who once said, all you needed to keep your people happy was "Panem et Circenses"... or "Bread and Circuses".
2007-02-14 09:01:26 · answer #4 · answered by Kilroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spend more time at democratic conventions, you'll get used to them.
2007-02-14 13:33:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yahoo Answers will teach you to feel comfortable around idiots. Can I eat your poop?
2007-02-14 08:56:15 · answer #6 · answered by angrysandwichguy_2007 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋