to day i have compleated 2000 points........will you like to say some coments for me.....please......well tell me in 2 words what you think about yahoo answer??????????
2007-02-14 00:23:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
boys and girls wish a very hppy valentine day.....................best of luck
2007-02-14 00:24:39 · update #1
hi gaurav
1st of all congratulations! nd happy valentines day 2 u 2!
abt u i would say ur very humble nd gentle. this only i know abt u till now.
and abt yahoo answers i fell its a great problem solver.
b'bye
take care
2007-02-14 02:05:30 · answer #1 · answered by anika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome.......i wont post ny more jokes.......i dont like the ppl here.....doesnt include u.......i'll just ans some.........here 1 4 u....
Good one! but not so clean...
WALMART HAS EVERY THING !!!
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
sample
and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a
doctor."
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine
sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity.
It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."
That evening, while thinking how amazing the technology ws wondering
if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from
his
wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits
ten
dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better!
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
cheeerrrssss
Ha ! Ha ! Ha !
2007-02-14 12:16:45 · answer #2 · answered by sunny1991 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally addictive. Congratulations on making 2000 points.
2007-02-14 21:25:29 · answer #3 · answered by angelofgothic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like your name U have to be feel "Garv" on Your Victory.
wish u a very happy valentine's day.
2007-02-14 08:47:15 · answer #4 · answered by shuchita t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets! rock! today i completed 7000 points!
2007-02-14 08:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
congratulations!!!!!! yahoo answer is the most fun site to surf on.
2007-02-14 09:05:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congrats....Yahoo attracts....
2007-02-14 10:06:24 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rockin place 2 make frndz.... as u should know.
2007-02-14 09:35:37 · answer #8 · answered by teenwhizz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋